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    >"I need a weapon."
    >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
    >"This shouldn't be long."
    >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
    >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
    >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
    >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
    >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
    >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards
    >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
    >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
    >Trump smirks "I don't think so."
    >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
    >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
    >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
    >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
    >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
    >"Kim.."
    >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
    >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked

    >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
    >My neighbors cheer and celebrate
    >Several days later
    >Turn on TNN
    >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall
    >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall
    >Notice my neighbor is among them
    >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall
    >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living
    >The camera zooms in on our Lord
    >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you."
    >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall
    >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death
    >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked
    What a great time to be alive
    >2068
    >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest
    >The North American Empire can't be stopped
    >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself
    >America has truly become great again
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    >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid
    >Those who didn't are immediately stumped
    >Trump the Mighty addresses his people
    >"Today, we embark on a new conquest"
    >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System"
    >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia"
    >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!"
    >"Hail, Trump!"
    >"Hail, Trump!"
    >"Hail, Trump!"
    >( '-')/
    >The year is 2124
    >Trump invests all efforts to making warp drives to quickly travel and defeat the aliens.
    >Alien no longer means someone from somewhere else. It means enemy.
    >Trumps enemy.
    >Our Deliverer Trump has found a small group of aliens on Pluto
    >Trump our King uses this opportunity to test out his latest warp drive.
    >Scientist hears of Trump the One's plan.
    >Scientist bows a knee in Trumps throne room.
    >"My Lord, you say you plan to destroy these aliens, but the warp drive is not big enough for a Trump Destroyer. How will you defeat them?"
    >Trump the Conquerer stood, and lea>A rebellion has risen in the NAE
    >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back
    >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed
    >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed
    >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant
    >Will put poison his wine
    >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan
    >The operative goes to the secret meeting location
    >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump
    >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won
    >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality"
    >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative
    >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted"
    >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House
    >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison
    >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room
    >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room
    >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him
    >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims
    >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne
    >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?"
    >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan"
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    >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump
    >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief
    >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk
    >"You're fired"
    >2087
    >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface
    >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants
    >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now
    >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him
    >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean
    >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now
    >There is nowhere to expand
    >No place to conquer
    >No place, at least, on Earth
    >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars
    >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program
    >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters
    >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships
    >Flash forward to 2104
    >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System
    >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported
    ped from his 16 foot high throne.
    >He landed in front of the scientist on one knee, then he stood.
    >"I will take my personal trump fighter. No single alien will be left alive."
    >Trump the Masted made his way to the Trump Hanger, and boarded his ship.
    >Takes off and goes into orbit
    >Uses Warp Drive to reach Pluto
    >As Trump our Lord reached Pluto, he could see he had his hands full.
    >The aliens had two massive Ships, capable of mass destruction.
    >Trump is being signaled to land by the craft.
    >Trump lands on a landing pad
    >The Aliens come out to meet him.
    >Trump exits the ship in style, leaping 12 meters and landing gracefully, his bear cape flapping behind him.
    >The aliens approach him cautiously.
    >They look like humans, but they are wearing masks so it is hard to tell.
    >Trump slays them all.
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