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Does it look like I care? I really, truly, don't give a fuck at all.
I know Taylor, Dianke and Lily are from Virginia, America, and Charlotte and Bloom from California, and that they're in Britain right now with their cousin Amy, who is currently in hospital after someone tried strangling her with a pair of stockings.
I know Charlotte got over her fear of gas masks.
I know that the six girls sent Shane numerous PMs with pics of girls wearing gas masks and each of them received a 20-point warning for that.
I know that GalanDun / Solid Snake made an account here called "TheSeekerOfTruth". That would so be like him, the fool.
I also know that you and KarjamP, among other fools, are wishing for me to actually <em class='bbc'>change</em>. Like HELL that's gonna happen, stupid fools!
And that the Kanpachi X Wayne ship is "indestructible", and that Shane and Kanpachi's RP characters of the Cave Story RP are engaged and getting married in Charlotte's <em class='bbc'>Erinadia</em> fan fic. You can ask them both yourself if you don't believe me.

Well, you know a lot, don't you?
Sorry, but don't you have a life? Do you spend all the time tracking us, or what?

You look like you were a god of some sort. You are everywhere, you know everything...
How do you do that, I don't know. But you are certainly a special person.

I spend my life trying to ruin that bastard Neumann's life, so wouldn't it be obvious? The more I ruin HIS life, the better for ME. He deserves it, after all. And I know a lot of his secrets.

His first kiss was in October 2003, when he and the girl were 7. (Which I only found out in November this year, oddly enough. <img src='http://www.cavestory.org/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/eek2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':eek:' /> )
He once accidentally looked up a girl's skirt (and promptly got kicked in the head and knocked unconscious; he probably doesn't remember it as a result) after he was kicked in the stomach by a grade 9 student in 2008.
He has more fake Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards than anyone else in Gansbaai (724 fake cards).
Everyone in his school knew who he was. Just mention his name and they all know instantly who is spoken about.
He almost killed himself on 10 March 2011 by bashing his head against a wall after someone told him he was useless and worthless. (Which he is.)
He had a crush once on a girl named Crizelda, this was in 2009.
His best friend is Bruce van Antwerpen, and as far as Shane - and I - are aware, he's in Cape Town.

Wow.
Just... Wow.
I have never heard of those things from Shane...
Maybe I just don't know him enough.
You are really a determined person, The Eternal Darkness. You surely have a good reason for doing that... Otherwise, you wouldn't do all those things, right?
May I ask what is the real reason for doing that?

Ruining the bastard's reputation, that's what.
That fool doesn't even deserve to exist! Fools...

That Neumann's very existence is a damn contradiction!

What did he do to you? You wouldn't just pick a random person, would you?

Exactly what Wayne said.

What does Shane even have to do with you? Why did you impersonate him? Why him? Why not anyone from the entire rest of the world?

Who are you?

Tell me these things bastardic asshole. I do not like stuff like this, so make it snappy.

Hey, don't insult TED

We're having a great conversation here...

I won't be telling YOU anything, Kushagra.

Oho.
Seems that someone is great at recognizing people.
Congratulations, TED.

They cannot hide their identities from <strong class='bbc'>THE ETERNAL DARKNESS</strong>, Grzegorz Wiktor Szymon Rogóż.

And I see that idiot Neumann is still continuing those stupid mods. What the absolute fucking <strong class='bbc'>HELL</strong> is he thinking?
He'll <strong class='bbc'>NEVER</strong> be as great a modder as <strong class='bbc'>ANYONE</strong> here!

I didn't expect anyone to call me by full name, ever.

...

On the topic of modding, you were a great modder... Pity that you don't mod anymore.

Yup, his mods were pretty darn good alright.

And sure, now the villain is too much of a pussy cat to tell anything. What an epic fail.

And if you managed to find out so much about Shane and Taylor's family then why don't you try and find out some stuff about me? Why not Wayne? Why not anyone else? Heck, you could even figure out Polaris's gender by now. Afterall, aren't you a genius mastermind?
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Sometimes I have to wonder why some people are much more stupid than me...

You're from India, Kushagra Jain. That much I know from those stupid Battle forums' IP checker.
And you're more stupid than yourself, you idiot.

<strong class='bbc'>ALL</strong> of you on that Neumann imbecile's side are <strong class='bbc'>STUPID FOOLS</strong>!

All you know is that Im from India, but do you know anything else?

And... No offense, but you need to improve your grammar. Stupid and fool is the same thing, so its pretty much pointless.

And apparently, you live in Africa, seeing you impersonated Shane.
TELight is in America, seeing you told her to try to impersonate Taylor, but you failed.

TED, you are slowly giving the youngest, most self-revealing person on Shane's team all of your information.

If you do know me so well, try and pinpoint my exact location, or one of my previous locations. Heck, even finding a secret would work.

But the thing is...

You suck. :|

I'm on my own side, Darkness. I thought you knew this.

You do seem to be pretty good at finding out secrets. Here's a dare: Find about more about me.
Take it as a challenge!

One month later...he hasn't replied. I wonder why?