I had a dream today, and at one point you were giving dunc a long-winded explaination of the mechanics of interspecies pokemon relationships. At a later point, you came up to me and asked "Hey, d'you know how an ekans and a persian would 'do it'?", to which I responded "No, and I'm pretty sure you don't either seeing as there is no official media on the subject". You then alluded that you knew of certain "literature" that could be found and I left rather promptly.
Of all the people I know that I could have imagined obsessing over weird pokemon porn, my brain chose you. Clearly it knows something I don't so I thought I'd stage an intervention before things got out of hand.
The closest thing I can come to speculating what might have made your brain choose me would be that it was I who started that Wind Fortress Curly clone topic.
Out of curiosity, was this in person? Or did I misread it and it was by some other means?