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Also, I don't recall you telling me why you wrote "...just... ugh " on my profile feed.

Because, just, ugh...
And yes, I praise a nonexistent signature because they are nice an concise, and because most new users' signatures are big and unfunny. A nonexistent one is much preferable to a big dumb one. If new users learn that big signatures are annoying to others, then their signatures in the future will be either good, or small.
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