On the contrary, I think it's fucking hilarious.
By the way, a quick google search has shown that "sacasim" is not as unlikely a typo as I thought. Good... job?
No, but that really doesn't matter. Did doom come to the sick people that Jesus healed if they coughed on him? No. So why should it matter if the Bible was coughed on?
No. I went to Mass instead, which I believe is a bit better. I'm not a scholar in this either though, remember, I'm twelve, but I have learned quite a lot through Conquest Boys' Club, an apostolate of ECYD. I believe that all Catholic boys and men should be a part of it. Back when Conquest was technically a younger ECYD, Pope John Paul II actually said, and I quote,