Why Chaco (and Santa) chose to live isolated?

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  1. Mar 28, 2011
    trickybilly
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    Used the search button...if this was somewhere still asked you could remove this thread and sorry.

    So, why these two live alone in Grasstown, in danger, far from the Mimiga village, sorrounded by many power-critters, critters, bats, spike pits, crazy frogs, etc...You can agree Santa has a teleporter right outside of his house, but Chaco lives more in the "wilderness". It isn`t very safe, Santa has even a gun and a deathtrap in his house...
     
  2. Mar 28, 2011
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  3. Mar 28, 2011
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    They like the power critters, they're very enthusiastic. And jellies give juice. Who wouldn't want that?
     
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    It's because they can.

    Or because they are secretly in love, and Santa goes over to Chaco's house to... do things that should not be mentioned. It explains why when you sleep in the bed then you wake up to see Chaco sleeping next to you. Maybe she thought it was Santa and didn't check.
     
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    I'm wouldn't doubt we already have at least 50+ pages discussing exactly that throughout this forums.

    And the boring answer is that "towns" in games are always drastically smaller than anything in real life, for example how you and and the Oaks were Pallet Town's only residents, or at least the only ones with houses.

    But yours is the fun answer. >:3
     
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    Chacko: the only colored mimiga.
    Santa: the coward.

    And remember, just because grasstown is one of the first places you go to, it is not close to Mimiga village in the island's interior, it could be all the way on the other side for all we know.
     
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    So that they could live further away from you
     
  9. Apr 1, 2011
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    Best answer chosen by asker.
     
  10. Apr 1, 2011
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    santa's gay (i have a lot of proof of that!!) and chaco's colored so they were banished out there

    proving mimigas are both racist and homophobic
     
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    I agree with above

    except santa left because he's a scardy cat
    probably from childhood isolation
    because he is gay
     
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    I think this thread has taken a turn into a dark alley... and fell into a dumpster.
     
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    I think we all know that Santa had to move to pursue his career as a professional MMA fighter.
     
  14. Apr 2, 2011
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    Brothels were often on the peripheral parts of the city (not now in modern world, but for centuries. Sometimes even now. I don`t speak out that kind of experience, mind you, but I know that + have seen some brothels outside) . Chaco explains that. No idea about why Santa is there.
     
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    The Chaco being a hooker thing may be getting old..but like...that is incriminating evidence right thurr.
     
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    Simple, because Santa is her top customer.
     
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    maybe grasstown was an entire, you know, town before the doctor, or maybe one of the previous crown holders came and fucked shit up
     
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    Probably. In fact that's most likely what happened .
     
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    I wanna hug Chaco
     
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    Wow, that was a completely pointless, unproductive post.

    So yeah, Chaco's a whore, and Santa's a manwhore who only gives you the Fireball when he realizes you're a robot/not sexually interested in guys