Pick up the book closest to you

Feb 18, 2012 at 12:41 PM
sjasogun1
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Go to page 45.

Read the first sentence.

It will describe your sex life in 2012

To kick this off:

My math book, Getal & Ruimte wi havo/vwo D deel 2 Uitwerkingen (aka the math book that contains the answers)
'In the x-direction 1:500 and in the y-direction 1:250' (translated from Dutch)

I have no idea what the hell this means.

Let's try that again with my Latin book, since it's technically the closest, I just randomly picked my Math book (though only by millimeters)
Well, techincally it's not a book, more like a bundle of random handouts I really need to organize some time. Although page 45 does state 'heros hero' (again translated from Dutch) I'll be fair and take a book.

That'd be my Dutch book.

'Better would be, for example:
For the second workgroup we were assigned to 'Dangerous tendencies on the sport field'.'

Ummm... OKAY NEXT PLEASE
 
Feb 18, 2012 at 2:17 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 2:55 PM
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Lord of the Flies: "We got to let that burn now. And that was our firewood." He licked his lips.

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Feb 18, 2012 at 4:23 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 6:15 PM
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I was going to post something, but I got too distracted by your signature D:

EDIT: okay, found one.
The book closest to me is House of Leaves.
Yes it has to be blue every time, it is in the book too. This book is so batshit crazy I don't even know what to do with it, it flips pages sideways and has pages with only two words, it's just a party all day long.

Anyway, here's the sentence:
"In a series of lectures delivered at Chapel Hill, Rose referred to 'God's Grand Utterance' as 'The Biggest Bang Of Them All.'"

Feelsgoodman
 
Feb 18, 2012 at 6:43 PM
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Book: Goodnight Moon (no idea why it's next to me, so I guess I'll give this a shot)
Page 45:




Obviously this is what my sex life if going to be like this year.
Now on the serious side...

Book: Imagineering: A Behind the Scenes Look at Making the Magic Real.
"Others merely add to an overall story in combination with the action occurring within a sequence of ride sets."
So I guess I'll be riding girls in sets this year?
 
Feb 18, 2012 at 7:35 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 7:39 PM
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So I'm going to be having sex with vampires and werewolves, cult is going to have an orgasm on par with the big bang, SEBTI is gonna have orgies, and GIR is going to have sex in public.


How very lewd.
 
Feb 18, 2012 at 8:04 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 8:50 PM
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Still, seven-thousand dollars wasn't bad for a walk around the corner.

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Feb 18, 2012 at 10:05 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 10:17 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 10:19 PM
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Feb 18, 2012 at 11:34 PM
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The first book was an art tutorial book, which mentioned something about drawing lines.

The second...

"Tonight we're going to talk about all the good things about being gay!"
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 3:16 AM
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Our sex lives? I'm glad I didn't see this thread while I had The Handmaid's Tale next to me.


Anyway.

"It attains a height of up to one hundred feet and a trunk diameter of up to two and a half feet."

My goodness.
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 5:28 AM
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Telefang (manga adaptation), volume 1 (I chose the book that was on top).

My 2012 sex life:
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Feb 19, 2012 at 5:53 AM
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That's my attempt at translating.
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 6:44 AM
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