Nitronic Rush

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  1. Nov 18, 2011
    cultr1
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    Hey losers. What games are you guys playing now?
    Skyrim? Saint's Row 3? Well I have some news, those games are for FUCKING PUSSIES

    Welcome to
    NITRONIC RUSH

    THE COOLEST FUCKING SHIT ON THE PLANET



    Watch this and cry tears of manly AWESOMENESS
    Don't you DARE watch that in ANYTHING but 720p fullscreen, you idiot motherfuckers

    This game's the fucking coolest shit to ROCK YOUR FUCKING WORLD
    If Tron, Audiosurf, and Progressive House had a baby, this game would FUCKING KILL IT INSTANTLY WITH ITS BADASSERY

    YOU CAN'T DESCRIBE THAT SHIT, ITS FUCKING COOLER THAN YOUR MOTHER


    THIS GAME IS THE BEST THING TO EVER COME OUT OF A GROUP OF COLLEGE STUDENTS, IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD

    IT WAS BUILT FROM FUCKING SCRATCH IN C++ BITCHES, CAN YOUR PRECIOUS BATTLEFIELD 3 CLAIM THAT WITH ITS PUSSY FROSTBITE ENGINE?
    YOU BET YOURS SORRY ASS IT CAN'T

    Not enough?
    Well HOLD ON TO YOUR DICK BECAUSE THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL

    The ENTIRE FUCKING GAME IS IN TIME TO THE MUSIC, WITH FLASHING MINES AND LASERS AND FUCKING ROCKS FALLING OUT OF THE SKY

    Not enough?
    THE MUSIC LAYERS MORE SHIT ON WHEN YOU BLOW UP OR START FUCKING FLYING THROUGH THE SKY, IT'S TOTALLY DYNAMIC IN
    EVERY
    FUCKING
    LEVEL


    Well now that I've BLOWN YOUR FUCKING MIND, you're going to go crying to your Mommy for money so you can buy it, right?
    WRONG, THIS SHIT'S FOR FREE

    Yeah, you heard me motherfucker, these developers are SO MUCH COOLER THAN YOU ARE THAT THEY'RE GIVING THEIR FUCKING STELLAR GAME FOR JACK SHIT

    SO YOU GET YOURSELF NITRONIC RUSH TODAY, AND BE THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKER IN YOUR ENTIRE CITY

    EDIT: I'M AN IDIOT, TAKE THIS
    http://nitronic-rush.com/

    EDIT2:
    WHAT, YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING RACING GAME?
    FUCK THAT SHIT, RACING GAMES ARE FOR PUSSIES

    NITRONIC RUSH IS ALL ABOUT SURVIVAL, YOU KEEP YOUR ASS ALIVE OR YOU FAIL, NONE OF THAT PUSSY RACING SHIT

    SO GO GET IT
     
  2. Nov 18, 2011
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    Acid and driving are definitely not a good combo.

    I'll still play it.

    Ka-bam, Son!
     
  3. Nov 18, 2011
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    Good choice.
    I actually really love this game, today marked my 4th playthtrough of it :D
     
  4. Nov 18, 2011
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    FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS

    DOWNLOADING
    THIS SHIT
    RIGHT
    nOW
     
  5. Nov 18, 2011
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    Actually, it's free because it's a DigiPen game, and thus it's illegal for the creators to charge for it.
    Still. Official 2010-2011 DigiPen game of the year right there. XP

    Well, if someone posted this, maybe I'll post ours later...
     
  6. Nov 18, 2011
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    What's a DigiPen?
     
  7. Nov 18, 2011
    Billy MT
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    Uh... The canadian game-maker academy, maybe? õwo
     
  8. Nov 18, 2011
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    https://www.digipen.edu/

    Have you heard of Portal? Have you heard of the game it was based on, Narbacular Drop? That is a product of DigiPen. The same team worked on both games.
     
  9. Nov 19, 2011
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    I have finished Story mode recently. It's a classic game genre remixed with the graphics of today for free. AI/multiplayer would be nice.
     
  10. Nov 20, 2011
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    CULT, YOU WERE RIGHT! NITRONIC RUSH IS THE AWESOMEST THING EVER!!! SO AWESOME MY PC CANT RUN IT WITHOUT LAG!
     
  11. Nov 20, 2011
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    The small amount of attention this thread is getting is
    NITRAGIC
     
  12. Nov 20, 2011
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    Yeah it's
    TOO BAD
    That no one is trying out this wonderful freeware game, wouldn't you say?
     
  13. Nov 20, 2011
    True Hitoare
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    Does your system meet the admittedly-vague system requirements/recommendations?

    •Windows 7 / Vista / XP
    •Xbox 360 Controller
    •High quality headphones/speakers
    •High end Nvidia or ATI graphics card
    •Dual core processor (Intel Core 2 Duo)
    •4GB RAM
    •1GB Hard Drive Space
     
  14. Nov 21, 2011
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    Controller optional, I did it without.

    There is an achievement for using one, however.

    EDIT: no, those are recommended system requirements bro, I played with dual-core processor and 2 GB ram, ran well.
    I did have to turn down the resoloution, though.
     
  15. Nov 21, 2011
    True Hitoare
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    Hence "requirements/recommendations"? And being lacking in the graphics card department would have a lot more profound of an effect than not having quite as much RAM as they suggest, for example.
     
  16. Nov 26, 2011
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    Damn Digipen and their fucking badasserys.
     
  17. Nov 26, 2011
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    FUCK IT I'M FUCKING DOWNFUCKINGLOADING IT RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW