Chaco: Discussion and inevitable off-topicness

Jan 5, 2008 at 5:13 AM
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Jan 5, 2008 at 5:39 AM
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Long ago...
Did you know Misery had a sister?
Her name was Chako.
And like her sister, she weilded powers far greater than those of mortals...
Even greater than those of Misery.
Misery grew jealous, and transformed her sister into a Mimiga, and wiped her memories. However, Jenka interveined, stopping Miseries spell, but not entirly, for the girl Chako had been turned into:

Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 1:26 PM
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JacobX891 said:
I mean, you've got this mimiga here, who just happens to have a tunnel from inside her fireplace to the outside. not only is this very hazardous, but there seems to be no smoke issuing from either end.
Santa has a fireplace AS WELL AS an insant deathtrap inside his house. He even had the fireball which could exterminate all life forms in grass town. That's a lot more strange to me.

I dunno how you'd explain the smoke though.
JacobX891 said:
also, she seems to have this strange power of making floating jellyfish appear.

Maybe Quote wasn't aware they were they're there before she told him. Remember that it's a 3-d world.
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she also seems to have the power of interfacing with robots and has a fine stock of lipstick.

Maybe she just programmed Quote to [edit] for one night and then forget about it.

Our protagonist's memory sux anyways.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 1:39 PM
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I dunno how you'd explain the smoke though.
She sucks out the smoke with an invisible tube and she places it in her you-know-what which involves her to pull down Curly'sher underwear.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 1:56 PM
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jcys810 said:
She sucks out the smoke with an invisible tube and she places it in her you-know-what which involves her to pull down Curly'sher underwear.

What the hell......
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 2:05 PM
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Hm, I dunno why, but I keep thinking of SantaXChaco relationship. :/
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 2:56 PM
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I keep thinking of Quote/Curly relationship o.o
Misery/Balrog
Sue/King <-- now THATS weird
Chinfish/Porcupine fish <-- lmao.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 3:49 PM
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jcys810 said:
She sucks out the smoke with an invisible tube and she places it in her you-know-what which involves her to pull down Curly'sher underwear.

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No, no, we were talking about grasstown and Santa, not Hell.


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Jan 5, 2008 at 5:21 PM
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I keep loling today.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 7:35 PM
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I'm taking a page from DW3...

There's this fortune teller, who like, tells your fortune...

She takes you into her dark house, and...

Starts telling your fortune...
And then her dad bursts in from under the bed.

Actual dialogue (from after the fortune, if you talk to her again): How's your shoulder? Is the stiffness gone?

And when you go outside, you talk to the first member of your party like this:

Second party member: How was it?
You: ....
Second party member: well, we should get going then

Edit: The town is call Assaram (Ass-a-ram is how you pronounce it) and she only comes out at night.

So, yeah, that but with Chaco.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 8:18 PM
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Does every character in CS have to be involved in some kind of scandle?

lol

Scandle Story.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:04 PM
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Ballos + Jenka.

I did that just to mess you all up.

Incest is the best: put your sister to the test!
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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Kageryushin said:
Ballos + Jenka.

I did that just to mess you all up.

Incest is the best: put your sister to the test!
My uncle used to love me but she died.

Like this topic's soul.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:38 PM
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JacobX891 said:
I mean, you've got this Mimiga who has a deathtrap in his home

I wanna know, though, is how he got so far before getting scared off by the critters. How did he not get crushed? trampled? How come he didn't have a scratch on him? Very peculiar.

1. Well, you wanna build your house, what are you going to do? Get rid of it? It annihilates anything that touches it. You just gotta build around them.

2. For the same matter, how did Sue walk from one end of the Egg Corridor to the other without a scratch, and going back there are even more enemies.
 
Jan 5, 2008 at 10:45 PM
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I somewhere heared that Chaco is a shemale ;)
 
Jan 6, 2008 at 12:05 AM
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Oh, that's a wondrous thought to have lodged in my head.
Quote x Shemale
 
Jan 6, 2008 at 3:14 AM
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