Jenka's Husband

So we all know that Misery had Jenka as a mother... But wait...

If that was her birth mother then who was the father? There seems to be no evidence in the game to say who could be the father. There is no one in the game other than Misery who has Green/Blue (depends on which version you play, old or new) that is old enough. But perhaps...

WARNING THIS MAY SOUND RETARDED

Spoiler

Since Jenka has unlimited power, she POSSIBLY could have given birth to Misery at a much younger age. She might have not possibly have any husband to begin with.

What are your thoughts on this?

 

I think Balrog is the father. That's why he's always following Misery around.

 

Qoute is the father why do you think misery is white

 

But Balrog is a robot and a henchman...

And Misery is a human... I fail to see the logic in both of you.

 

How do we know Balrog isn't human? And if he isn't, then how do we know he wasn't human before?

Maybe when Jenka and Balrog broke up she turned him into a toaster/lunchbox/soapbar out of spite.

 

I was thinking more in the lines of using her powers to create Misery out of an object or somewhat, if not that I think she used one of those dogs...

 

Holy shit

This whole time

Misery was a furry

Best theory

 

So we all know that Misery had Jenka as a mother... But wait...

If that was her birth mother then who was the father? There seems to be no evidence in the game to say who could be the father. There is no one in the game other than Misery who has Green/Blue (depends on which version you play, old or new) that is old enough. But perhaps...

WARNING THIS MAY SOUND RETARDED

Spoiler

Since Jenka has unlimited power, she POSSIBLY could have given birth to Misery at a much younger age. She might have not possibly have any husband to begin with.

What are your thoughts on this?

If Jenka used her "UNLIMITED POWER" to give birth to Misery, why would she side with the doctor? I'm going with Mr. Mold on this one. It was the dog.

 

Spoiler b/c of size

Spoiler

 

GUIZ
guiz
maybe jenka is actually married to booster
and they were believers of god
and god said "BOOSTER, YOU SHALL NO LONGER BE KNOWN AS BOOSTER, FOR YOU SHALL BE NAMED ABRAHA-

oh wait

 

Holy shit

This whole time

Misery was a furry

Best theory

Oh. It is true.

 

I'm dying, are you guys always like this?

 

I'm dying, are you guys always like this?

Yep, Pretty much.

 

I'm dying, are you guys always like this?

Yep, Pretty much.

embrace it

 

even if it is infinite power.

its still... well you know... impossible without a husband..

 

Perhaps she used her infinite power to bring some husband, then she killed him after Misery was born.

 

Perhaps she used her infinite power to bring some husband, then she killed him after Misery was born.

like my mom? my mom almoast killed my dad after she gave birth to the youngest ;_; i live with my dad because hes more cool. and hes more intrested in the stuff i do. :3 but srsly? THATS SAD!

 

Now I feel like a horrible person for saying that.

 

Don't, he's just being twelve

 

My dad is more cool than my mom and is more interesteed in the stuff I do too, but I live at my mom's for more of the time because he is ABSOLUTELY BATSHIT INSANE

Today he nearly took my computer away because I didn't call our ISP about a problem with Minecraft.