Captain Fabulous woke up to another grey Monday morning. His brain didn't agree with mornings, so it usually slept through them, putting everything on autopilot. Robotically, like every day before this one, Fabulous ate, showered and dressed while his brain caught a few more minutes of sleep. After he zipped up his pants, his brain yawned and stretched and decided to get on with the day.
First things first: get on the internet and check the four-hams. Fabulous opened up his tiny, tiny netbook and grabbed his magnifying glass so he could see the screen. After typing in the password, his computer bade him good morning with a thunderous roar of "BEWARE, I LIVE." Fabulous knew how to change the system sounds because he is not a productive member of society.
Of course, the little netbook froze up as soon as it logged in. Skype is just too much for it to handle sometimes, and throwing Firefox into the mix would probably count as abuse if laptops were sentient beings. Luckily they are not, so Fabulous opened the browser and watched his computer grind away.
After a few minutes, he was free to browse the forums. He went straight to the Satellite lounge and saw that his favourite person of all time, Mixer8421, had been blanket posting like a champ. Good job, bro. Ensure that I have at least ten of your posts to read every morning.