What does Balrog eat?

Oct 31, 2011 at 1:18 PM
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He's a soap, from where he gains all the energy for moving, talking, fighting, etc....?
 
Oct 31, 2011 at 2:20 PM
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Oct 31, 2011 at 9:24 PM
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or flys and insects when he is balfrog
 
Oct 31, 2011 at 10:48 PM
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Form what we know, he was only Balfrog that once.

As for my opinion, who says he even eats?
 
Oct 31, 2011 at 11:21 PM
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Nothing, he's a robot.
What does Quote eat?
 
Oct 31, 2011 at 11:35 PM
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cultr1 said:
Nothing, he's a robot.
What does Quote eat?

Thanks to my magical-ness, I have an interesting solution for your query. Switch the first and second lines of your previous post around. :heartrefill:
 
Oct 31, 2011 at 11:45 PM
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He eats critters.
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 12:05 AM
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He eats tear-gass. The point is no one knows.
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 6:20 AM
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Shimmyzmizz said:
Thanks to my magical-ness, I have an interesting solution for your query. Switch the first and second lines of your previous post around. :heartrefill:

Duuuuuuuude
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 7:37 AM
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Soap is made of processed fats, so he just burns his own fuel until he runs out of body mass.

This happens very slowly, but he still just wastes away during the story.
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 4:04 PM
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cultr1 said:
he's a robot.

Pixel said he's a soap...
Easy: maybe he is eating soap ingredients?
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 7:32 PM
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...dishwashing liquid and decorative soaps?

Just think of the possibilities.

But seriously though, I would imagine he eats whatever edible things he finds (water, herbs, critters, etc.), he doesn't really strike me as the picky type.
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 7:33 PM
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He eats twelve year old children who post on the internet
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 11:02 PM
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Nov 1, 2011 at 11:16 PM
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Noxid said:
He eats twelve year old children who post on the internet

Good sir, what have I ever done to you? :p
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 11:19 PM
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Shimmyzmizz said:
Good sir, what have I ever done to you? :toroko2:
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OMG!wasnt teh part wher dat happen sooo cool!!!!:p:awesomeface::awesomeface: I gots majer lulz of o dat.:awesomeface::awesomeface::awesomeface:
 
Nov 1, 2011 at 11:21 PM
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Did you bookmark that or something!? :p
 
Nov 2, 2011 at 11:48 PM
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Carrotlord said:
Soap is made of processed fats, so he just burns his own fuel until he runs out of body mass.

This happens very slowly, but he still just wastes away during the story.
Soon he will be emaciated - just the shadow of the woman he once was, less nourished than a malnourished Lithuanian who isn't at all nourished.
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Nov 3, 2011 at 1:05 PM
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Noxid said:
He eats twelve year old children who post on the internet

Damn ninja you ninja'd me freaking ninjas
 
Nov 6, 2011 at 5:55 PM
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Carrotlord said:
Soap is made of processed fats, so he just burns his own fuel until he runs out of body mass.

This happens very slowly, but he still just wastes away during the story.

Well I thought he fed by stripping the essencial oils from your skin... but he was looking noticably gaunt by the end of the story, so your theory explains everything! :3
 
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