Captions

I don't know if we already had a thread like this, and I do know that I stole the idea from Cracked. I also don't know who Cracked stole the idea from.
Anyway, I'm going to give you guys pictures and you will caption them. You can put the caption right on the picture or just post text. I won't pick a "winner," but if you really want it to be competitive, maybe I'll make fun of the bad submissions.
So here's the first picture:

 

Captain Fabulous' birthday party.

 

Meanwhile at Captain Fabulous' house applies to any picture.

 

Dang it, you guys took the good ones.

Highschool Reunion

Yeah, that sucked.
MAKE FUN OF IT.

 

Last Saturday

 

Okay, it is clearly a party, but why don't you take a guess as to what's going on?

 

Well, somebody tied themselves up in a garden hose and shot water at his own face. This has happened because he stayed up all night partying and he was extremely tired. The guy pointing at him is obviously drunk from partying to hard last night. The guy tied up in a hose has a tattoo on his back. The guy behind him is jealous and is devising a plan to get the excact same tattoo and convince the tied up guy that he copied it. The guy behind the guy pointing at the guy tied up is looking at the guy who is pointing at the guy tied up's cat, because of course, this is his house. The guy I haven't mentioned yet? He just likes beer.

SCORE_
X/10
What is X

 

Well that was entertaining but not really captionable.

I was thinking of this sort of thing.

 

Thanks man now I'll spend 3 hours reading cracked, because I simply must find out the top 6 most badass animals.

 

The invention of liquids

 

The invention of liquids

Cultr1 has one the mega prize.

 

IT department teams up to cure Mark's depression.

 

IT department teams up to cure Mark's depression.

He looks pretty cured to me.

 

I found this picture on my computer, and I have no idea why it was made, why I downloaded it or what's going on.

Spoiler

Caption away.

 

It's from JJ.AM, I think we were sending random links from there one night in IRC.

 

Actually I can tell from the file name that it's from imgur, so that means I got it off Reddit.

 

don't blink

 

Just write WAT MAN near the black dude's face.

 

Obligatory poast:

This is WoodenRat.
Give him a caption.

 

Gross!
He's all naked and shit!