Why does everyone ridicule the living shit out of Chaco? What did she do to you? I blame Jacob Xanth for this whole theory as to why Chaco is considered as a "slut". You may think that I'm being completely ridiculous screaming about a fucking fictional character, but it seriously doesn't make any sense. There is absolutely no proof that Chaco is a slut. She has only had sex ONCE in the game. I can guess that she would have at least had sex with Santa, considering the fact that he lives right next to Chaco. How on earth would any other character such as King, Mahin, Toroko, Sue, or whatever end up having sex with Chaco? They haven't even been in Grasstown before. Don't give me that heaping steaming bullshit that Kazuma or Booster had sex with her either. Kazuma never even stepped a grimy shoe in her house and neither for booster. Zazuma ended up being in that shelter by teleporting there from the Plantation, and same for Booster. As for going back, how in the fuck can Kazuma and Booster have sex with Chaco when they are flying 12,000,000,000 miles per hour on some flamboyant looking scooter thing?
Why the fuck did I even write this? What does this have to do with anything? I don't know, I can't sleep and I'm just writing this shit for no reason, good night you guys.