Kazuma: Retarded?

Sep 28, 2010 at 3:37 PM
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Unlike Noxid Professor Booster, kazuma met quote and didnt notice quote was a robot.

Prof. "...is one of the scout robots sent to the island 10 years ago."
Kazuma "!!!"

really?
How does this happen?
Quote is short, has a humungous head, and can jump four times his height without a problem.

Perhaps Kazuma was dropped on his head a few times a child?
Mimigas? They get a freebee, they haven't seen enough humans to be able to easily.
But Kazuma? Worrying.

Also sue.
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 5:22 PM
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Sep 28, 2010 at 7:52 PM
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He knew. He just wanted to add some drama to the scene.

And it also shows his arous--okay I'll just stop with that.
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 8:51 PM
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cultr1 said:
Perhaps Kazuma was dropped on his head a few times a child?
Also sue.
This made me lol as I was interpreting this literally. Proves I again suffer from a severe case of boredom which I should correct by hard labor (a cool video game would do as well, but they don`t pay for that). I always thought Quote could be mistaken for a human. But that doesn`t mean I`m slow too, does it?
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 8:56 PM
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First time I saw Quote I thought he was a gremlin or something. At least I wasn't retarded enough to think he was a person with green antennae.
 
Sep 28, 2010 at 11:24 PM
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The humongous head isn't really relevant. All the mimigas have huge heads in proportion to their body. Kazuma's head is also a third of his body. The only human who looks vaguely normal is the doctor.
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 4:42 AM
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I thought that Quote was human too, and Prof. Booster may have been around during the wars, while Kazuma could have been young. That would also explain sue not knowing either.
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 5:31 AM
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Naaahh. Quote looks to have been built to the proportions of a normal human (child). I mean, look at Sue.
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And the jump height is normal, considering it's a platformer. Everybody's got hops. They have to, just to get around.
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 5:47 AM
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WD said:
And it also shows his arous--

To Booster? I always thought they were a couple.
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 6:17 AM
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Yes.
 
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You can't blame him for not noticing a lot of details like that. Or for being such a terrible driver. For one reason, and one reason alone:
He doesn't open his eyes even once!
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 7:08 AM
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That theory's almost good enough to [/thread]. I like it the best.

But I'm sure other people will come up with more stuff.
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 3:40 PM
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Yeah maybe he's just blind? That would explain why he couldn't drive and why he didn't recognise Quote being a robot. It would be just like in spoileralert Book Of Eli when it turned out Denzel Washington was actually blind.
 
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So Booster wanted him to fly the hoverbike, even though he's blind. And Kazuma can also hack a computer blind.
Perhaps he was using text to speech?
 
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Oh my, Captain Fabulous. Kazuma will now forever sound like microsoft sam when he talks, or if I can get it to work, he'll more likley sound like the text-to-speech in Moonbase Alpha.
Actually, I wonder how Microsoft Sam proccesses Kazuma's dialogue?
 
Sep 29, 2010 at 11:20 PM
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Kazuma is Stephen Hawking.
 
Sep 30, 2010 at 12:25 AM
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Sep 30, 2010 at 12:49 AM
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I meant the computer was using a speech synthesizer. Stephen Hawkings isn't blind! Probably! Maybe he invented an eyeball, I don't know. Le point is, Booster probably should have been flying that thing if Kazuma is blind.
I think Kazuma just blinks 30 times a second.
 
Sep 30, 2010 at 1:20 AM
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kazuma just sewed his eyes shut after seeing goatse.
 
Sep 30, 2010 at 11:57 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
I think Kazuma just blinks 30 times a second.

50 times a second.
60 per second on the wii version
 
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