Misery's staff

Jul 18, 2010 at 1:35 AM
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Jul 18, 2010 at 1:39 AM
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She makes bats with it. And lightning.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:49 AM
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Big black balls that shoot lightning!
 
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Jul 18, 2010 at 1:51 AM
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Can't all black balls shoot lightning?
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 1:56 AM
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I ripped off the tag when I got mine.

my black ball, that is :confused:
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 2:06 AM
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You need some kind of weapon when you're short like Misery. She probably just uses it for whacking people.off
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:48 AM
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IRC said:
<Fire1052> Most female porn stars need adult diapers by age 40 because their anus is a little too widened to recover.
<Fire1052> So what if Misery needs her staff to plug her anus because she is hundreds of years old and has been in Japanese child pornography several times in her life due to her lack of aging?

There's my two cents.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:56 AM
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Well, they probably made some money off of her, too. Mindless child slave? Eat your heart out, internet. The crown-bearer MAKES the laws on the island. Nobody gonna stop him from distributed CP.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 7:18 AM
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To say that I don't even would be an understatement.
I don't know guys, the blatant sexuality just doesn't feel like it used to. I feel obligated to do it, and my heart just isn't in it.
We need someone else to make it feel natural.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 8:11 AM
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>implying implications
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 8:47 AM
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The staff is probably just for focusing magic and would likely not be the source of Misery's magic.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 10:44 AM
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Besides it's too long to be used as a didlo effectively. I've seen this gif that explains everything, but unfortunately I can't post it. Fuck you whyandisit!
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:19 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
You need some kind of weapon when you're short like Misery. She probably just uses it for whacking people.off

Well anyway...

Besides, if you get the Good Ending:
In the creidts it shows Misery standing up at the Balcony, looking off into the sunset. She looks pretty tall there, taller than Quote.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 6:20 PM
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And she does not have her staff, does she?
Does she? I can't remember/find screenshots.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 9:04 PM
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Mike73 said:
Well anyway...

Besides, if you get the Good Ending:
In the creidts it shows Misery standing up at the Balcony, looking off into the sunset. She looks pretty tall there, taller than Quote.

The crown bearer used the crown's power to make her stay small for the CP and when the crown was destroyed the effect wore off.
 
Jul 18, 2010 at 10:50 PM
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Agweed.

In your avatar its also badass

EDIT

Badass incorrectly colored picture is badass.

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Jul 19, 2010 at 3:40 AM
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It's Misery. The same avatar you had on FP.
Can you not see it?
 
Jul 19, 2010 at 3:21 PM
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It not

Did you make either one of those avatars?
 
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Sep 27, 2010 at 7:31 PM
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I always figured that this was an heirloom from Jenka. She's a sorceress/witch, and she's too cool for a wand, so she has a staff, because if you hit Balrog with a wand it'd probably break.

Everyone's all on these black balls of lightning and completely ignoring the spinning balls that turn into orange bats, or the summoning of bricks, or the heat-seaking balls.

Plus in the final battle she also summons some kind of ground creature.

sixtyseconds said:
The crown bearer used the crown's power to make her stay small and when the crown was destroyed the effect wore off.
If that were the case, wouldn't she just age to death? This wouldn't explain why Jenka or her brother are still alive in spite of their age either.
 
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