oh, good golly gosh darn it.

SOMEONE POST BEFORE I WALK OVER TO YOUR HOUSE, SHOVE A CRAZY LLAMA DOWN YOUR THROAT AND RAPE YOU WITH AN ANGRY CATERPILLAR! YARR! THEN YOU'LL POST!!!

 

I'm gone for a few hours and I have all this crap to read.
Hi.

 

Now I'm safe from the llamas...

Post.

 

I'VE GOT A CALCULATOR IN MY BUM.

 

 

sadly, this still holds true....
*sobs*

 

;/ (THIS IS NOT SHORT, no lowerize)

 

If you include the sentence in the brackets, and we say that "short" is under 10 characters, then no, your post is not short. But considering the average post length on Mirai Gamer, and that bracketed text is supposed to be excluded from your thoughts, I'd say that is a short post.
And an interesting emoticon.

 

Jacob and Dragonboots make interesting emoticons when I skewer their rectums like a high-powered piston.

You would know, Fabulous. You were there too.

 

And I laugh when I skewer your still beating hearts.

 

Okay whyme, what did andwhyisit just say about spamming and flaming? You're slower on the uptake than Ryuuoutan.

 

What. So I cant just be myself.

 

No. If "yourself" involves one-line spam and flaming, find another forum. I don't see why the mods should keep you around if you're not going to contribute anything but time-wasting.
inb4 "no u"

 

*hiss*

But its not your choice on who stays and who goes.

 

No, it's not. And it's not my place to tell the moderators who to ban. I can only offer my opinion.
You've been banned four times already. Did they ever IP ban you, and then you got a proxy server?

 

Its not your place to know.

 

dynamic ip?
also, I think turning your router off resets it.

 

Thank you for telling me things that I should not know.

 

It's common knowledge.

 

It is now...