Holy shit I'm Jesus!!

May 14, 2009 at 11:36 PM
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It's true, Jacob. For real, this time. I'm Jesus Fucking Christ.
 
May 15, 2009 at 12:27 AM
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1. That's an awesome picture. Jesus loves lolcats.
2. Jesus didn't write the Bible. It's a fanfic.
3. Have you ever seen me? No. So that's some good proof that I'm a ninja.
 
May 15, 2009 at 12:34 AM
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Okay, here's a pic of me being a ninja:
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Don't I look holy?
 
May 16, 2009 at 2:06 AM
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as a agnostic this thread offebnds me
 
May 16, 2009 at 2:11 AM
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The left one.

Orangedawg said:
as a agnostic this thread offebnds me
Um, what's "offebnds"? :)
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It's true, Jacob. For real, this time. I'm Jesus Fucking Christ.
And who's "Jesus Fucking Christ"?
:D
 
May 16, 2009 at 2:39 AM
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VoidMage_Lowell said:
Um, what's "offebnds"? =D
It is pitch black. VoidMage_Lowell are likely to be eaten by a offebnds.
 
May 16, 2009 at 3:13 AM
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Captain Fabulous casts Shining Shards. The surrounding area is lit, but the "Shards" part of the spell cuts Lowell to pieces. Too bad Captain Fabulous is a mage, not a priest.
 
May 16, 2009 at 3:20 AM
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Psh

Captain Fabulous said:
Captain Fabulous casts Shining Shards. The surrounding area is lit, but the "Shards" part of the spell cuts Lowell to pieces. Too bad Captain Fabulous is a mage, not a priest.
It'd never hurt me if I just hid in the Void. :(
And I thought you were Jesus Fucking Christ, not a mage.
 
May 16, 2009 at 8:26 PM
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What about Luke Skywalker?
 
May 16, 2009 at 8:28 PM
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Are we forgetting someone?

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What about Luke Skywalker?
Aren't we forgetting someone...?
A certain....plumber....
MARIO?!
=O
 
May 16, 2009 at 9:11 PM
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Oh?

JacobX891 said:
Mario is not Jesus. Shut your filthy whore mouth.
Oh really?
I'd consider eating a Mushroom to increase your size as a miracle :D
 
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Then the mushrooms are Jesus, not Mario. Mario's a damn communist.
 
May 16, 2009 at 10:14 PM
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Shadows

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Then the mushrooms are Jesus, not Mario. Mario's a damn communist.
What about poor Luigi?
 
May 16, 2009 at 10:20 PM
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diph.php

Yeah, him. He's Jesus, for realz.
 
May 16, 2009 at 11:12 PM
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I know the difference. And I think I know Encyclopedia Dramatica better than you do, since you don't show any signs of mental scarring.
 
May 16, 2009 at 11:14 PM
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I know the difference. And I think I know Encyclopedia Dramatica better than you do, since you don't show any signs of mental scarring.
Then why confuse people by calling WEEGEE Luigi? D=

And, yeah, I've only seen a few select articles, just enough to save my Morals...
 
May 16, 2009 at 11:15 PM
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Eye bleach: coming to an internet near you.
I wish.
 
May 17, 2009 at 2:54 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Eye bleach: coming to an internet near you.
I wish.

Did you forget your healthy dose of "FYIAD"?

And, uh.
Mindwipe: The Breakfast of CRS Patients.
 
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Boots, did you just come out of the furry closet?
And what's a CRS?
 
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