Stupid questions that, BY GOD you'll all answer with something stupid.

Jan 22, 2009 at 12:24 PM
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Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Why's Quote's hat red?
Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Who shot the sheriff?
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Why's Curly a blonde?
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
What really happened to her parents?
Why's Balrog a square?
Who's Date's father?
Mother?
Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
I found a penny!
Why are enemies multi-colored?
What re critters made of?
What kind of a name is "Bat"?
Why are the bosses so easy?
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
I'm Batman.
Since when did the moon have a song album?
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Why is Itoh such a pussy?
That's all Folks?
 
Jan 22, 2009 at 12:56 PM
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Thank you Zarro lol......

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ZarroTsu said:
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Because he somehow got teleported there.
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Why's Quote's hat red?
Because whoever designed him (or Curly) liked red.
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Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
Because he doesn't like to be around people.
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Who shot the sheriff?
There is no sheriff.
ZarroTsu said:
Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Because "mimiga" is Mimish for "people".
ZarroTsu said:
Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Because that's how they evolved/were created.
ZarroTsu said:
Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
See above.
ZarroTsu said:
Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Because "gaudi" is Gaudish for "people".
ZarroTsu said:
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Nothing.
ZarroTsu said:
Why's Curly a blonde?
See my answer for the Quote's hat question.
ZarroTsu said:
Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Sew answer to first question.
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What really happened to her parents?
She has none.
ZarroTsu said:
Why's Balrog a square?
Because he is.
ZarroTsu said:
Who's Date's father?
A man from the surface.
ZarroTsu said:
A woman from the surface.
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Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Because that's her personality.
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I found a penny!
Good for you.
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Why are enemies multi-colored?
Either they are chameleonic or they have adapted to their surroundings.
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What re critters made of?
Flesh?
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What kind of a name is "Bat"?
A descriptive one.
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Why are the bosses so easy?
Are they? I hadn't noticed.
ZarroTsu said:
Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Does not exist.
ZarroTsu said:
Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
Because it's the last battle music. Doh!
ZarroTsu said:
I'm Batman.
No you're not.
ZarroTsu said:
Since when did the moon have a song album?
Does it? I wouldn't know.
ZarroTsu said:
What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Because they're retaliating to being shot?
ZarroTsu said:
Why are undead dragons considered undead?
Who knows. Maybe they're dead?
ZarroTsu said:
How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Because they're called "sisters".
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Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Because you feel like it.
ZarroTsu said:
Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Because they're people. People normally have names, right?
ZarroTsu said:
Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Because it's the last cave. What's wrong with descriptive names?
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Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Because you eventually are smashed to pieces on the surface... assuming you don't burn up in the atmosphere first. If only you had a parachute...
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Why is Itoh such a pussy?
Is he? I hadn't noticed.
ZarroTsu said:
That's all Folks?
I dunno, is it?
 
Jan 22, 2009 at 6:19 PM
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I have so many negative things to say about this thread and its tone...
But because Celtic Minstrel is an honest trooper I resist!

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Jan 22, 2009 at 9:47 PM
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ZarroTsu said:
Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?

You don't. It says "You were never seen again" or something. This is because you can't fly enough to get back to the island. Thus, game over.
 
Jan 23, 2009 at 1:51 AM
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Smart Answers
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
He most likely called it that because that was where he started out after regaining his memory. As for why he was there, Quote doesn't have any memories of the final battle, he could have been at it long after Curly passed out.

Why's Quote's hat red?
Because the designer(s) of Quote and Curly wanted Curly to have a red hat.

Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
He could possibly be a surviving human from the war. He probably builds guns because its his hobby. Not like there is anything else for him to do.

Who shot the sheriff?
There was no sheriff as far as I was aware. But if there was one, I want proof that he was actually shot before I answer. :D

Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
It means something to do with "ears" in Japanese I think. Can't remember. Why are humans called humans? Though if I was to take your obvious grammatical error into account when answering this, then I would say it was because it belonged to a Mimiga.

Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Because they evolved that way.

Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
They aren't. They are Gaudi. :rolleyes:
Note of course that, besides appearances, Mimiga have no relation to rabbits.

Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Check that in Japanese. Maybe it is the same as with the Mimigas' name.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Nothing.

Why's Curly a blonde?
Because the designer(s) wanted her to be blonde.

Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Because they happened to be there at the time she woke up?

What really happened to her parents?
She has none.

Why's Balrog a square?
Because it is a simpler design with less manufacturing costs. Plus I think he is an earlier build, even earlier than Malco. I guess quality AI came before humanoid builds.

Who's Date's father?
Someone from the surface.

Mother?
Someone from the surface.

Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Personality. We all have it.

I found a penny!
How is that a question?

Why are enemies multi-colored?
Most likely the same way that fruit changes colour. The changes in colour may represent different stages of growth and/or different species variation due to environment. For example the red critters are that colour so that they can camouflage against the red liquid, and also have an immunity.

What re critters made of?
What are "re critters"?

What kind of a name is "Bat"?
Ask whoever named its Earth counterpart.

Why are the bosses so easy?
Because you suck at failing.

Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
No-one. They are both males.

Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
You just answered your own question.

I'm Batman.
No. Not really.

Since when did the moon have a song album?
Huh?!

What are the ghosts shooting at you?
I think they are spores that they breed with. Good thing robots aren't organic.

Why are undead dragons considered undead?
They could just be halfway to death for all we know.

How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Because they are sisters.

Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Because you want to make fun of the overwhelming seriousness that comes from most of the questions asked in here.

Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
The shovel brigade and colon didn't get names. But I guess Pixel wanted to put alot more into even his minor characters. There is nothing wrong with that.

Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Because it is assumed to be the last cave Quote would enter since Quote wasn't expecting to travel through Hell.

Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Ask a physicist from cave story's world.

Why is Itoh such a pussy?
Again. Personality.

That's all Folks?
No.

Stupid Answers
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Because it was the start point. Who wants to start in the middle point.. unless you're a cheater!

Why's Quote's hat red?
To match the blood of his enemies!

..

..what?

Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
To make guns, duh!

Who shot the sheriff?
Some guy (or bot) with a gun.

Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Because they arrrrr! Oops, wrong joke.

Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Because they evolved that way.

Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
Their enemies no not have roaches, you're crazy!

Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Gaudi do not own "called roaches".

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Nothing. I hope it works. :D

Why's Curly a blonde?
Because robots are meant to be dumber than their creators, for the sake of an expanded ego.

Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Because they fought Miakid too, ended up the same way and despite all logic failed to age. This screwed with reality so much that in order for reality to fix itself Curly's hat appeared on Quote's head.

What really happened to her parents?
Since robots don't grow, the mother died in childbirth, so did the father, maybe.

Why's Balrog a square?
Because large falling blocks cause massive damage.

Who's Date's father?
Someone from the surface.

Mother?
Someone from the surface.

Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Because she met Jacob.

I found a penny!
No. Mine!

Why are enemies multi-colored?
Because they are some mutated rainbow phenomenon.

What re critters made of?
What are "re critters"?

What kind of a name is "Bat"?
...

Why are the bosses so easy?
Because you suck at failing.

Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
Arthur?

Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
Because the Doctor forgot about hell?

I'm Batman.
What kind of a name is "Bat"?

Since when did the moon have a song album?
Since someone farted.

What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Balloons. They want you to play with them. :D

Why are undead dragons considered undead?
Brains...

How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Like most animals, look between the legs. :rolleyes:

Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Because you are stu.. Uhh... that is probably going too far.

Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Why do you have a name?

Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Because it was the first cave that Sue and co. entered.. wait, there is something wrong with that...

Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
A magician did it.

Why is Itoh such a pussy?
Because we all need a character to dislike.

That's all Folks?
No.

Questions as Answers
Why'd Quote wake up in the "Start Point"?
Why was the start point where Quote woke up?

Why's Quote's hat red?
Why is quote's hat non-existant?

Why's there a hermit gunsmith?
How can he be a Gunsmith without the equipment to make guns?

Who shot the sheriff?
Who is the sheriff?

Why are mimiga's called mimiga's?
Why are humans called humans?

Why are they Rabbit/dog/humanoids?
Why do rabbits look like Mimigas?

Why are their enemy's cockroaches?
What do they do with cockroaches?

Why are the Roaches called Guadi's?
Why call Roaches?

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
What is a Klondike bar?

Why's Curly a blonde?
How do you know that she didn't dye it?

Why'd she wake up with mimiga children?
Why were the Mimiga children asleep?

What really happened to her parents?
What parents?

Why's Balrog a square?
Why aren't you?

Who's Date's father?
Is he actually alive?

Mother?
Is she actually alive?

Why is Sue such a whiny bitch half the time?
Why do you whine about Sue's personality?

I found a penny!
Where did you find it?

Why are enemies multi-colored?
Why are peacocks multicoloured?

What re critters made of?
"re"?

What kind of a name is "Bat"?
What kind of a name is "ZarroTsu"?

Why are the bosses so easy?
Why are you collecting health capsules?

Who's the lovechild of King x Igor?
How is that possible?

Why's the last battle music entitled "Last Battle"?
Did the Doctor forgot about hell?

I'm Batman.
What kind of a name is "Bat"?

Since when did the moon have a song album?
What are you talking about?

What are the ghosts shooting at you?
Why are you standing there when they shoot?

Why are undead dragons considered undead?
How do you know that they really are?

How do we know the dragon sisters are female?
Like most animals, look between the legs. :rolleyes:

Why am I asking such stupid questions?
Why am I answering?

Why do the named Plantation mimiga's even have names, if they're minor characters?
Why do you have a name?

Why is the last cave entitled "Last Cave"?
Didn't you enter Hell?

Why do you die by jumping off the island, if you can fall forever and not get hurt?
Why do you jump off island?

Why is Itoh such a pussy?
Why does Pixel like cats?

That's all Folks?
Are you sure about that?
 
Jan 23, 2009 at 7:59 AM
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Who's Date's father?
andwhy.

Mother?
Me.

Uncle?
Dragoon Boots.

Sister?
Celtic Minstrel.

Brother?
Garde.

Second Brother?
xristosx

Son?
Jacob.

Second Son?
Justin.

Third Son?
Metalogz

Fourth Son?
Freeze.

Other Relatives By Blood?
Roonil.
Atravir.
RuneLancer.
X-Calibar.
Lyger.
ZarroTsu.
DoubleThink.
SkyeWelse.
Bad Beholder.
Kaeso.
Haithm.
GIRakaCHEEZER.
 
Jan 23, 2009 at 4:14 PM
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Jan 23, 2009 at 6:30 PM
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MetaSeraphim said:
Who's Date's father?
andwhy.

Mother?
Me.

Uncle?
Dragoon Boots.

Brother?
Celtic Minstrel.

Second Brother?
Garde.

Third Brother?
xristosx

Son?
Jacob.

Second Son?
Justin.

Third Son?
Metalogz

Fourth Son?
Freeze.

Other Relatives By Blood?
Roonil.
Atravir.
RuneLancer.
X-Calibar.
Lyger.
ZarroTsu.
DoubleThink.
SkyeWelse.
Bad Beholder.
Kaeso.
Haithm.
GIRakaCHEEZER.

I must be his lunch.
 
Jan 23, 2009 at 9:44 PM
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MetaSeraphim said:
Brother?
Celtic Minstrel.
Sorry, but no.

JacobX891 said:
The island is inside the atmosphere.
So? What, you think that you need to be outside the atmosphere in order to burn up in the atmosphere? :( What nonsense!
 
Jan 23, 2009 at 10:36 PM
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Celtic Minstrel said:
Sorry, but no.

What are you talking about? I see no such thing there. :(
 
Jan 24, 2009 at 12:11 AM
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Now that i looking to the world with another eyes (drunken eyes)

I just saw that the world is full of questions but few answers...

....bah, by morning my head will prob. be better
 
Jan 24, 2009 at 3:27 PM
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Celtic Minstrel said:
So? What, you think that you need to be outside the atmosphere in order to burn up in the atmosphere? ;) What nonsense!

Apparently Sky divers are suicidal maniacs who catch fire mid-dive.
 
Jan 24, 2009 at 10:25 PM
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I don't know much about sky-diving, but the reason I said it's nonsense is that if you're outside the atmosphere you can't burn up in the atmosphere... unless you first enter the atmosphere, in which case you're no longer outside the atmosphere.

I do know sky-divers would be jumping from much lower altitudes than an asteroid.

MetaSeraphim said:
What are you talking about? I see no such thing there. ;)
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Sister?
Celtic Minstrel.
Sorry, but no.
 
Jan 24, 2009 at 11:21 PM
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I think that whatever keeps the island in the air would affect your rate of decent. Obviously you would then fall faster when you have fallen away from the island.

If not, if the falling rate is like that across the world, then it could be slow acceleration.
 
Jan 25, 2009 at 3:37 AM
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MetaSeraphim said:
Sorry, but yes.
Sorry, but NO. I am NOT related in any way to the Doctor. :rolleyes:
 
Jan 25, 2009 at 3:42 AM
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YES YOU ARE! Stop fighting your feelings, you know it's true in your heart!
 
Jan 25, 2009 at 3:51 AM
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NO I'M NOT!!! :rolleyes:
 
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