3 Word Story Time (Again!)

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOM

 

Chapter 4
Stool, stool, stool.

Once upon a three-legged stool, stool, stool, stool, of scratched discs, everyone ate pizza. Except DragonBoots, 'cause he's not the stool, stool, stool, that everyone believed... uh.. nevermind. The stool, stool, stool, on a stool, with stool softener, with pizza toppings had nightmarish nightmares about floppy disks. Floppy drives, actually. Green floppy drives. Anyways, preach electric banjos the divine microphone stand. "Peter, piper pickled pepper IS A FOOL for refining..... pickles?" said someone who clearly knew better. Just for giggles, the cavemen laughed. Nerve gas was highly addictive, but Hitler got bored and passionately decided to get shot. That is when Karlos remembered that he had stolen catgirls, so he hid in a smelly, dirty, cabinet where he would eat pasta. Apocalyptic STOOLS! STOOLS! STOOLS! Epic fail, Lace. Ow. STOOL! STOOL! What´s that? It´s Satan's STOOL who... wait, stools aren't nonexistent. The stool was made by another stool. PARADOX! PARADOX, PARAXDOX! Actually...Pair of Docs. Their names were The Doctor, Mario, STOOL who... wait, that's three doctors... Someone can't count DO A BARREL stool. Actually...Dinner murdered the KING, NOT THE STOOL. Karlos, in his giant fortress of e doctors... Someone else got paid by mai boi, instead of bombs. Zero dollars are worth it. IN AMERICA. This chapter is the one where awesome eats your face beautifully. Because of this, a bean come close, and asploded itself all up in someone's grill. Doomsday devices flew into Dr Robotnik's lair. The Queen is a slutty spoiled brat that manipulates Mario Mario Mario Mario's taste for human flesh on stools. =P Actually, the last digit is neither 4 nor 42. Pants were removed from Sue the Mimiga, since she always gets hugged by a circus clown nicknamed Toroko Mimiga McSchleinenkrausch. Toroko got a super mushroom and got bigger IN MY PANTS. Ripped pants, damn Hulk don't know steroids were bad without getting of

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world!

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they

saw Toroko ate

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and brownies for Captain

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and brownies for Captain Fabulous, for great

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and brownies for Captain Fabulous, for great justice!! Unfortunately, Batman

 

Toroko ate the red flowers in the warehouse which was full of red flowers. Toroko then Hulked out and started throwing bits of glass into T-Jack's eyes. Jacob fired the entire staff of the U.S. government. Anarchy ensued. Mehrunes were not satisfied because Dagon had sex with everyone!!! Apparently, Mehrunes Dagon is just so insane, he has hexakosioihexakontahexaphobia and antidisestablishmentarianism and he doesn't AFRAID OF ANYTHING. Peppy says "Press THE JUMP BUTTON FOR EXTRA SPICY BARREL ROLL!!" That's-a one spicy barrel roll for only OVER 9000!!! But I digress. Toroko threw more grass-filled boxes at T-Jack's other eye. Now Jack's blind and has to journey to Mordor, where he will face the wrong direction and inevitably become the Ork's dinner. Meanwhile, back in your mom's vagina, Cheese was sleeping on a penguin. We are damned. Potatoes and corn covered in gravy make an incongruous rocket fuel, but not without many butt monkeys to counteract the dreaded Velocirapture, where Raptor Jesus eats bananas FULL OF DOOMED IDIOTS!! What a wonderful world! Where idiots can fly and pigs frequently become extremely explosive because they saw Toroko ate Cheese's penguin. He flew to the nearest Wendy's and bought ice-cream for Lowell and brownies for Captain Fabulous, for great justice!! Unfortunately, Batman believes in greater