Haha! This is hilarious. First off, how on earth did you get the "Quit" button to appear so many times on the window? You did a pretty good job of establishing the whole theme of... "Nothing" which I'm pretty sure was your goal, so good job. I also love how you edited the tile set, and made Quote and the Hermit Gunsmith silhouettes. I also really like how both menu buttons say "New". That made me laugh pretty hard. The custom music was also respectable. Oh, and I laughed pretty hard at the ending. For what this mod is, I'm going to rate it: 7/10 Good.
I'd be really great at procrastinating if I ever got around to it.