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[Captain Fabulous]

Alright there is an 86% chance that this is a bad idea because I haven't slept in 36 hours, but 86% was still an A in high school.

No. Wait. Okay, shit, let me start over.

I am an individual with many rights and privileges, and a lot of free time to exercise them. I don't get out of the house very much, and I would like more reasons to. Therefore, I am embarking on a quest. Hopefully, many quests. Fetch quests. In which I am the hero and you are the NPCs that stand around because they have nothing better to do than make archmages get their family heirloom back from a cagey old goblin.

Alright, remember the 36 hours thing. Bear with me.

• Tell me what you want me to fetch. It has to be something I can bring home, and keep in mind I'm unemployed so I'd rather not buy it.
• I will take a picture of the object or objects when I get home, If you are dead set on making me fetch something I can't take home (dumbass), I'll just take a picture of it wherever it is. That can be a challenge in itself. Like, if it were a child, photographing it would be tricky. Not as bad as bringing it home, but still. Tricky.
• Quests will be done in whatever order I choose and they will take as long as I choose. You've all played RPGs before.
• If you guys could reward me with gold that would be great but I'll take experience points too.

Now, I live in a town with public transportation but I am allowed the use of a car. I don't own it. If your quest is unreasonable it won't get done. If you guys want me to tell you about some of the things in my area, just say so.

I can't wait to figure out what is wrong with this thread in the morning. Goodnight.

[DoubleThink]

Bring me a stick

[Shinypoke]

Get me a magic wand from a t-rex magician.

[Randolf]

Bring me some apples

[Ambient_Malice]

A Cupcake. Atop the cupcake, a chess piece: a Queen. The cupcake should be chocolate-topped, but strawberry will do.

Failing that, show me a picture of a teddy bear which has just been removed from your rectum. Pedobear would be preferable, but Pooh Bear or Yogi Bear will do. (Just watch Yogi's hat. It might snag.)

*crickets*

Is... that too much to ask?

[ShinyElectricBlueTiger]

Fetch me a fuck to give about fucking fetch quests, Captain Fuckulous.

I give high xp. Also, I *might* give you a biatch.

Edited by ShinyElectricBlueTiger, 20 May 2012 - 11:11 AM.

[Hiino]

Bring me Solo and the Wookie.

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Also, please bring me an Ice Cream. Flavour is up to you.
* Reward: experience points and ice cream *

Edited by Hiino, 20 May 2012 - 03:40 PM.

[Madotsuki]

Fetch me some reading material from the library. The reward will depend on the book selection, so be careful!

[Wild Desu]

Alright there is an 86% chance that this is a bad idea because I haven't slept in 36 hours, but 86% was still an A in high school.

What no. That's a B+ you dumb shit. I would have been a straight A student you dick

Failing that, show me a picture of a teddy bear which has just been removed from your rectum.

A giraffe would be like 10x better

Anywhoo. Bring me a photo of you squatting to poop. I need ot to build a bomb to free Kazuma

Edited by Wild Desu, 20 May 2012 - 03:58 PM.

[bobbyis]

Bring my a head of mine enemy, to drink wine from.