No. Wait. Okay, shit, let me start over.
I am an individual with many rights and privileges, and a lot of free time to exercise them. I don't get out of the house very much, and I would like more reasons to. Therefore, I am embarking on a quest. Hopefully, many quests. Fetch quests. In which I am the hero and you are the NPCs that stand around because they have nothing better to do than make archmages get their family heirloom back from a cagey old goblin.
Alright, remember the 36 hours thing. Bear with me.
- Tell me what you want me to fetch. It has to be something I can bring home, and keep in mind I'm unemployed so I'd rather not buy it.
- I will take a picture of the object or objects when I get home, If you are dead set on making me fetch something I can't take home (dumbass), I'll just take a picture of it wherever it is. That can be a challenge in itself. Like, if it were a child, photographing it would be tricky. Not as bad as bringing it home, but still. Tricky.
- Quests will be done in whatever order I choose and they will take as long as I choose. You've all played RPGs before.
- If you guys could reward me with gold that would be great but I'll take experience points too.
I can't wait to figure out what is wrong with this thread in the morning. Goodnight.