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#1 07 May 2012 - 03:24 PM

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Whilst eating my lunch today I noticed that our forum lacks a suitable venue for the discussion of sandwiches and their ilk. Why do we need this? Because I'm bored and have a sandwich in my hand.

To the best of my knowledge sandwiches are one of the most popular foods known to man. Fully customizable, portable, lightweight and easy to prepare, sandwiches represent a pinnacle of human food construction and serve as a symbol of our modern age of prosperity and convenience. No longer a slave to utensils and the hassle of food preparation, a sandwich liberates the user allowing them to reach new levels of personal satisfaction and fulfillment.

Just as there are many types of people that make up the colorful tapestry of life, there are many types of sandwich to suit their individual needs. In North America, perhaps the most iconic and classic sandwich is the sliced bread with ham and cheese, a sandwich that was responsible for fuelling the construction of some of our greatest modern landmarks and growing our sprawling modern cities. Another popular sandwich is the submarine sandwich, flagship of the Subway empire which now owns approximately 89% of the take-away restaurant market share and is looking to grow to 100% and beyond in the near future.

The only limit to your sandwich is your imagination. Grilled Tuna and Lettuce on Rye? You got it. Cucumber, tomato slices, and alfalfa sprouts on all-natural homemade wholewheat bread? More power to ya, veggie man. Bacon, mayonnaise, pepperoni and melted cheese whiz between two bagle slices? That's a sandwich. Any condiment, any bread, any filler, ANYTHING goes. The sandwich does not judge; the sandwich accepts all lifestyles.

As well as being diverse, sandwiches are also extremely economic. A simple HOBO sandwich (Ham On Bread Only) can be assembled for as little as 21 cents! Even more exotic sandwiches such as tuna salad and Havarti & Salami rarely total over $2 when made from scratch.

Please share your sandwich related experiences. What is the best sandwich you've ever eaten? The worst? What are your favourite sandwich combos? What is the strangest sandwich you have ever made?

Lately I've taken to cheese-buns with ham and mayonnaise with sliced cheddar for my lunch. Well, when I say mayonnaise, I really mean Miracle Whip because I prefer the taste. On the other hand, the cheese has to be authentic - nothing ruins a sandwich faster than Kraft processed cheese slices (or worse.. generic brand *shudder*). I'm interested in expanding my reportoire so some recommendations would be appreciated.

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#2 07 May 2012 - 03:40 PM

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Chesse and Pickle sandwiches are amazing.
Also grape and cream cheese, cheese and jam, anything with cheese really.
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#3 07 May 2012 - 03:41 PM

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I am very picky with sandwiches since I am a picky eater. Don't like most meats or condiments.

A favorite of mine is a grilled cheese usually. I prefer them cooked with a panini press because it's much less artery clogging (you don't need any butter!) If you don't have a panini press I recommend it because it's prety much the best invention evar. I can't stand cold sandwoches.

Anyway, I am not very adventerous when it comes to food. I usually make guido sandwiches, as in all italian. Sun dried tomatoes, fresh basil, fresh mozzarella, garlic, and olive oil on ciabatta bread is my personal favorite. It's delicious with just the cheese and basil too, as I have a love-hate relationship with tomatoes. You don't necessarily need sundried. Do whatever materz you prefer. Again, needs to be cooked, for me at least. If you do grill or cook it though, thick breads like ciabatta are recommended or else the stuff will bleed through. If you don't have any though, toasting the bread first and then putting the stuff on works too. Try it out if you want, and tell them desu sent you.

Oh one more thing, if you want something sweet, try a peanut butter and nutella sandwich. Or even better, a nutella and strawberry sandwich on pound cake slices. Extra good if you use a panini press.

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#4 07 May 2012 - 03:55 PM

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... is looking to grow to 100% and beyond in the near future.


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Yes. Oh my, yes.

By the way, was the sandwich pictured in your post the one you had for lunch? If so, you are a fortunate man, Noxid. A fortunate man, indeed.

On the subject of sandwiches, though, I was always amazed in college that one of the most popular items in the dining halls was, without fail, the grilled cheese sandwich. These people who are paying thousands of dollars for a meal plan or whatever take advantage not of the made-to-order stir fry or omlettes, not the rotisserie chicken, nor the fruits or salad bar, but of the grilled cheese sandwich. At some level, I was mystified by this. Then I would go back for seconds and pick up a grilled cheese and it all made sense. Especially when they paired it with tomato soup. Winner.

But I must say that I have found an improvement to the grilled cheese sandwich. For a normal grilled cheese, you put a little butter on each side of the sandwich before you lightly fry it. However, when one uses bacon grease instead of butter, the grilled cheese becomes a true work of culinary art. This new bacony cheesy experience would be even better if you actually put bacon in between the slices of bread, too, but then it would be a grilled bacon and cheese sandwich, not just a grilled cheese sandwich.

And now I am hungry.

EDIT: And now I'm ninjad by Desu on the whole grilled cheese thing. Hat's off to you, WD.

Edited by Mosaic, 07 May 2012 - 03:57 PM.


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Right across the way there's this bagel shop that sells bagel hoagies, but when it comes to hoagies, there's this shop/deli right next to this small gas station that probably has the best hoagies in my area.

But yeah I just had a sandwich right now: melted pepper cheddar cheese with melted cheddar and shredded ham melted by a small grill. Nothing special but I was so hungry D:.
Also I have 5 3 Oreos right next to me because I can and this relates to this topic because oreos are still technically sandwiches.

Also, I recall having a peanut butter + chocolate chip + honey sandwich a few years ago, and that was fun too.

Oh yeah, I always like to put some mayonnaise on my sandwiches. It's the defining feature of all sandwiches. Also, not as related, mayonnaise and french fries are pretty much the best thing.
Also, tomatoes can go rot in hell just because.

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#6 07 May 2012 - 06:20 PM

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I don't eat sandwiches very often because I'd rather have toast, and when people make sandwiches for me they put vegetables all up in it. Bread and vegetables is not a very delicious combination. Unless it's salad croutons, but that is an entirely different ratio of bread to lettuce.

My favourite sandwiches are tacos.

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#7 07 May 2012 - 06:53 PM

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If you don't have a panini press I recommend it because it's prety much the best invention evar.


I have a George Foreman grill that I use like a panini press, is that close enough?

My goto sandwich for years now has been white bread with a bit of mayo, ketchup, and mustard; topped with ham, salami and iceberg lettuce. I've never been a big fan of cheese on my sandwiches, but I always go for pepperjack if I must.

I'm also a huge fan of tuna salad club sandwiches.
Just hold the tomatoes, please.

#8 07 May 2012 - 07:25 PM

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I have a George Foreman grill that I use like a panini press, is that close enough?

I don't see why naht!

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#9 07 May 2012 - 08:11 PM

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(At first I read 'Sandswept' the thread)

I prefer any sandwiches that are thin, really.
I don't know how people manage to eat big ones, they spill out so much it's annoying.

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Just peanut butter... but sometimes I toast the bread! :O

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