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[FlyingCritter30]

The chicken could have crossed the road for many different reasons, actually

So what you basically have to do in this game is to come up with different reasons why the chicken crossed the road, and you've gotta rate the last poster's reason 1-10.

For an example...

The chicken crossed the road because he felt like it

6-10

The chicken crossed the road because he was thrown across

...And so on. If this isn't the right place for this kind of thread, then feel free to delete/move it. I hope I explained this well enough.


Now I'll start this off by saying, "The chicken crossed the road so he could witness the crime of Chick fil-A."

[cultr1]

9/2

the chicken crossed the road to get away from this thread.

[ShinyElectricBlueTiger]

didja know didja know

That joke's about suicide

but yeah there is no other reason for the chicken to cross the road other than that

[FlyingCritter30]

Crap. I think I just posted in the wrong section. Oh well, I'll wait for this to get closed...

[Noxid]

No, I'm pretty sure this is the only section for a thread of this caliber

[Ambient_Malice]

Come on, lighten up everyone!

This totally makes sense!!!

Q: Why did the quantum chicken cross the road?

A: To see if there was an alternate dimension on the other side.

[Captain Fabulous]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it saw a nigger coming the other way.

that's about how funny the rest of the "jokes" on this thread are

[Lace]

Dear ambient malice:
You get a free hug if you can tell me what the word "quantum" means.
Also that joke wasn't funny.

Edited by Lace, 31 March 2012 - 03:06 AM.

[Ambient_Malice]

Very well, Lace.

A quant is the smallest possible form of something which can interact with something else. A photon of light, for example. (I totally did not look that up on Wikipedia. Physics interests me. Plus I watched Source Code, dammit!)

The quantum chicken (quantic chicken?) is my silly, not fully explained take on Schrödinger's cat. If no-one sees the chicken cross the road, then theoretically, the chicken exists both on this side of the road and that side of the road. One explaination is one of the chickens exists in an alternate temporial reality.

[Wedge of Cheese]

This thread would be much better if we attach to the reasons for crossing the road the names of the people who gave the reasons. For example:


"It does not matter why the chicken crossed the road, only that the chicken is now on the other side of the road. The chicken is either with us or against us; there is no middle ground here."
-George W. Bush

"I have a dream that one day we may live in a nation where chickens may cross the road freely without having their motives questioned."
-Martin Luther King, Jr.


edit: just realized the first one is pretty unrealistic because it supposes Bush knows how to use a semicolon correctly...

Edited by Wedge of Cheese, 31 March 2012 - 04:59 PM.