WD, I'd touch my boobs a lot. It's not perverted, everyone knows boobs are great. Now, maybe this is perverted, but I'd have to try masturbating too. That is a never-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Sorry, but it seems like a reasonable thing to do. Then I guess I'd wash my hands and join a feminist group and make everyone sandwiches, just to fuck with people.
Ambient Malice, if it is a kitten, it speaks in a high-pitched child-like voice with a lisp. If it's an adult cat, it sounds like him
. I don't see the connection between vampirism and purring, so I'm going to say yes.
Lace, I'm not a very abstract kinda guy. My preferred subjects in school were History and English and all that other stuff Math majors hate. Obviously, writing deals with abstract concepts sometimes, so I'm down with that I suppose. Extended metaphors are pretty sexy, do those count as abstraction?
Donc, I don't want to make generalizations about the new members. Although... we haven't gotten any immediate hits lately. People like Hiino and Cripplechair, who I knew I was going to like as soon as they started posting. The rate of immature kids joining up is certainly increasing, and I think that's turning off anyone who knows better. The older members of the forum have given up trying to keep the place looking decent, so we mostly keep to ourselves. I refuse to become more prejudiced against new members, but when they just keep disappointing me, it's hard to keep my spirits up.
Guilty pleasure: shame isn't something I strongly believe in, but you know those shitty flash games on websites like Addicting Games and Miniclip? I play those things all the time. Burrito Bison, Happy Wheels, Chaos Faction, crap like that. It's because I use a netbook that can't run real games. Heck, it can't even run complicated flash games.
Favourite book would probably be The Hobbit or Ender's Game.
Edit: Lace, I'll add onto the answer for your first question: Music breaks down into numbers. Frequency, time, volume, all that stuff can be measured and you can even make a song mathematically. And then it sounds beautiful. Being able to hear math like that makes me almost appreciate it.
Edited by Captain Fabulous, 30 March 2012 - 03:34 AM.