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#1 18 February 2012 - 12:41 PM

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Go to page 45.

Read the first sentence.

It will describe your sex life in 2012

To kick this off:

My math book, Getal & Ruimte wi havo/vwo D deel 2 Uitwerkingen (aka the math book that contains the answers)
'In the x-direction 1:500 and in the y-direction 1:250' (translated from Dutch)

I have no idea what the hell this means.

Let's try that again with my Latin book, since it's technically the closest, I just randomly picked my Math book (though only by millimeters)
Well, techincally it's not a book, more like a bundle of random handouts I really need to organize some time. Although page 45 does state 'heros hero' (again translated from Dutch) I'll be fair and take a book.

That'd be my Dutch book.

'Better would be, for example:
For the second workgroup we were assigned to 'Dangerous tendencies on the sport field'.'

Ummm... OKAY NEXT PLEASE
Veni, Vidi, Cecidi (I came, I saw, I died)

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#2 18 February 2012 - 02:17 PM

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#3 18 February 2012 - 02:23 PM

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#4 18 February 2012 - 02:55 PM

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#5 18 February 2012 - 04:23 PM

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#6 18 February 2012 - 05:07 PM

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How to Mellify a Corpse. It's about ancient science and superstition.

"The nervously imaginative Greeks of long ago were not about to wait around for the Transylvanians to come up with vampires and werewolves"

And another book near me is the 2010 yearbook. Page 45 is the senior section. So you get to learn all about Matthew Paul, since it's technically a list and not a sentence. And Matthew Paul is probably a common name, so I don't think privacy is an issue.

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Edited by Wild Desu, 18 February 2012 - 05:12 PM.

Autism levels have reached critical mass

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#7 18 February 2012 - 06:15 PM

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I was going to post something, but I got too distracted by your signature D:

EDIT: okay, found one.
The book closest to me is House of Leaves.
Yes it has to be blue every time, it is in the book too. This book is so batshit crazy I don't even know what to do with it, it flips pages sideways and has pages with only two words, it's just a party all day long.

Anyway, here's the sentence:
"In a series of lectures delivered at Chapel Hill, Rose referred to 'God's Grand Utterance' as 'The Biggest Bang Of Them All.'"

Feelsgoodman

Edited by cultr1, 18 February 2012 - 06:20 PM.


#8 18 February 2012 - 06:43 PM

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Book: Goodnight Moon (no idea why it's next to me, so I guess I'll give this a shot)
Page 45:




Obviously this is what my sex life if going to be like this year.
Now on the serious side...

Book: Imagineering: A Behind the Scenes Look at Making the Magic Real.
"Others merely add to an overall story in combination with the action occurring within a sequence of ride sets."
So I guess I'll be riding girls in sets this year?

Edited by ShinyElectricBlueTiger, 18 February 2012 - 06:44 PM.

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I don't need this goddamn site or any fuckin site.

I -am- Romeo MOTHERFUKIN Rose.

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#9 18 February 2012 - 07:35 PM

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Book: Nakama 2 (japanese textbook)

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#10 18 February 2012 - 07:39 PM

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So I'm going to be having sex with vampires and werewolves, cult is going to have an orgasm on par with the big bang, SEBTI is gonna have orgies, and GIR is going to have sex in public.


How very lewd.

Autism levels have reached critical mass

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