Your mom is like a pizza; flat, round, saucy, cheesy, crusty, handled by Italian guys, divided into sections so that she can be shared between many people, and she comes with your choice of toppings.
A marching band is practicing and the director is getting angry that people keep talking between drills/songs, so he yells, "WHEN WE STOP, THERE IS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT!!", and a certain clarinet player (whose nickname may or may not be Wedge of Cheese) mutters "that's what she said" under his breath.
Teacher: Okay, we're starting in two minutes!
Student: You said that two minutes ago!
Other student: It looks like this is gonna be a slow two minutes...
Teacher: Your mom's a slow two minutes.
I just realized that it's not nearly as funny when you just say it as when there's something to prompt it naturally in conversation, so this thread is probably a total fail but whatev, it's worth a shot I guess...
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28 June 2010 - 12:45 AM
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I came to this thread after I saw your post, thanks for actually making it lol.
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You're quite welcome; I have been known for my skills at "making it" as you say.
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Ah I see. Sometimes it gets pretty hard, to think of an original thread.
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28 June 2010 - 12:56 AM
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Your mom likes penises.
Too straightforward?
Too straightforward?
YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND
YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL
YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH
YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S
YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER
99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG
REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS
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28 June 2010 - 12:59 AM
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Hehe, Lowell just rated my avatar/sig and titled the post "cheese me" and pointed out how much cheese I have.
Which reminds me of one of my old signatures:
Though I just looked at the Uncyclopedia page in question and found that the quote was no longer there
Which reminds me of one of my old signatures:
In the case of my parents, they got bothWhen a man and a woman join together physically, the Ori bless the wise with a child and punish the unwise with cheese
Though I just looked at the Uncyclopedia page in question and found that the quote was no longer there
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Your mom likes penises.
Too straightforward?
As a matter of fact, yes.
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28 June 2010 - 01:01 AM
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Your mom likes penises.
Too straightforward?
Maybe a little too straightforward, but hey you gotta start somewhere. And being straight and forward is a good place to start, if you know what I mean.
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28 June 2010 - 01:05 AM
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Cheese, you are obviously my superior in immature innuendo. I salute you.
In my pants.
In my pants.
YOU CALL ME GAY I HAVE 6 GIRLFRIEND
YOU CALL ME FAG I AM COOL
YOU CALL ME LOOSER I LAUGH
YOU CALL ME REDARDED I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S
YOU CALL ME NERD IM DATING CHEERLADDER
99% OF BULLYS DONT KNOW THAT THE STUFF THEY SAYING IS ALL WRONG
REPOST THIS IF FUCK BULLYS
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28 June 2010 - 01:07 AM
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Dick salutes are always nice. Though not as nice as clitoris salutes.
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