It is said that every forum has this thread, so I'm creating it here. Let's get down to the business: The object of this game is to be a Jackass Genie, i.e. to grant anyone's wishes in the worst possible way. They wish for a pile of gold, you make it fall from the sky and crush them. They ask for a hot girlfriend, you give them one on fire. The only limit is your creativity.
The rules are simple: You will grant the wish of the poster above (or below, if you're stupid enough to use that setting) you in the way I just described, and then make a wish of your own. Being an elaborate asshole is encouraged in both wish-granting and wish-making.
Okay? I'll start: I wish to be the strongest man in the world.
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06 February 2010 - 02:15 AM
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There are people who wish to be treated like idiots. I've dedicated my life to fulfilling their wish.
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06 February 2010 - 02:19 AM
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Ok, but your testicle will be as large as an elephant
I wish for Power!
I wish for Power!
Why The Hell is this happening?
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06 February 2010 - 02:39 AM
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There's your Power.
I wish for....more wishes?
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, criticize.
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06 February 2010 - 02:42 AM
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Your wish has been granted.
You can now state wishes every 700 years.
See you then.
I wish to not to be an Jackass Genie, but I wan't to be an Jackass Genie who is Jackass and a Genie while being not a Genie and/or/maybe a Genie Jackass.
You can now state wishes every 700 years.
See you then.
I wish to not to be an Jackass Genie, but I wan't to be an Jackass Genie who is Jackass and a Genie while being not a Genie and/or/maybe a Genie Jackass.
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06 February 2010 - 03:50 AM
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Your wish has been granted.
You suffer from multiple personality disorder, and as a result, you spend the rest of your life locked up in an asylum, lobotomized and being subject to daily shock therapy.
I wish for a billion dollars to be stored in my bank account.
You suffer from multiple personality disorder, and as a result, you spend the rest of your life locked up in an asylum, lobotomized and being subject to daily shock therapy.
I wish for a billion dollars to be stored in my bank account.
There are people who wish to be treated like idiots. I've dedicated my life to fulfilling their wish.
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06 February 2010 - 03:54 AM
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Your wish was granted.
But the cops also had a wish.
You end up in jail for bank robbery.
I wish that Cthulhu would rise.
I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra! Cthulhu F'htagn!
But the cops also had a wish.
You end up in jail for bank robbery.
I wish that Cthulhu would rise.
I'a Dagon! I'a Hydra! Cthulhu F'htagn!
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06 February 2010 - 03:56 PM
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Your wish has been granted.
Congratulations! You have caused the end of the world. Pity you didn't live long enough to enjoy your triumph.
I wish to be famous.
Congratulations! You have caused the end of the world. Pity you didn't live long enough to enjoy your triumph.
I wish to be famous.
There are people who wish to be treated like idiots. I've dedicated my life to fulfilling their wish.
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06 February 2010 - 04:20 PM
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You whish has beed granted.
You are public enemy No. 1
Good luck.
I wish to be invisible.
[GOGOGOGO!]
You are public enemy No. 1
Good luck.
I wish to be invisible.
[GOGOGOGO!]
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06 February 2010 - 04:26 PM
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Your wish has been granted.
Your body no longer reflects light, including your retinae, so you spend the rest of your life in a world where you can see nothing and nothing can see you. Oh, and both your arms are gone.
Hmm... Big wishes only cause me troubles, so I gotta wish for something small. I wish for a cheese sandwich.
Your body no longer reflects light, including your retinae, so you spend the rest of your life in a world where you can see nothing and nothing can see you. Oh, and both your arms are gone.
Hmm... Big wishes only cause me troubles, so I gotta wish for something small. I wish for a cheese sandwich.
There are people who wish to be treated like idiots. I've dedicated my life to fulfilling their wish.
Badly Drawn Adventure - Mushrooms! Mystery! Timmeh!
Badly Drawn Adventure - Mushrooms! Mystery! Timmeh!
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06 February 2010 - 04:55 PM
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You wish has been granted.
You get an cheese sandwich that reached it'S best-before date 5 years ago.
I wish that the sun shines.
You get an cheese sandwich that reached it'S best-before date 5 years ago.
I wish that the sun shines.
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