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HaydenStudios
From Studio Pixel comes Cave Story, the acclaimed 2D platformer developed a little bit each night after work over the period of five years, a game that starts you out with absolutely no clue of what on earth you're supposed to do, doesn't tell you what you are until one fourth of the way through, and only even tells you your name just before the finale if you did a bunch of special secret things.
Defend a village inhabbited by six anthropomorphic rabbits led by a cranky sleep-deprived one, constantly under attack by villains who are willing to not fight if you don't want to, and whose hair looks blue from afar, but suddenly turns green when you get up close.
Assistance will be provided, by a not fully-dressed professor, who dies if you tend to him when he's injured, but inexplicably makes a full recovery if you leave him to die.
Become indeared by a companion so trusing that she embraces you as an ally with just a few words even after telling her a million times that you plan on killing the rabbits, so brave that she fights along side you through ancient cockroach-infested ruins that somehow lead into a technologically advanced base, so caring that she sacrifices herself to save you after ignoring the fact that you were drowning until you fainted, but for some reason is unwilling to walk underneath a jammed shutter even if she'd be able to pass under it without even scraping her head.
Cave Story, a game praised for it's replay value due to different paths you can take, such as being a cheating and perverted selfish robot who doesn't put forth any effort to save his friends and abandons them to their doom, or who lives a clean relationship and is caring enough to save almost all his friends, but then abandons all but one of them at the last moment to live with her and one of the villlains who killed one of your friends, in what people claim is the best ending.
Experience the greatest independent video game of all time on any post-2006 device with buttons, courtesy of NICALiS, so that people can now pay money for glitchy versions of the once freeware game, and with altered dialogue that infuriated fans of the original.
Starring: (Quote) Ash Ketchum, (Curly Brace) Curly Fries, (Balrog) the Brave Little Toaster, (Misery) Le Miserables (lay-mee-zay-rahbl), (The Doctor) The Mad Scientist, (Jenka) Granny from Looneytoons, (King) Knuckles, and (Jack) The Red Barron.
Today, 03:16 AM -
Tpcool → metalsonic71
Mega Man is not 32-bit. Where did you even get that idea! Just because the sprites are bigger, doesn't mean it's of more bits.
Yesterday, 12:35 AM
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metalsonic71
capcom did something to make megaman's sprites fit on the NES, saying cave story is 8-bit may seem accurate because of the small pixels, but with research I found that cave story was 16-bit and went along with it.
Yesterday, 02:17 PM
liammillay → GIRakaCHEEZER
"Yeah see you're not allowed here for at least another 12 months then."
May 24 2013 09:14 PM
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liammillay
I have read them before, but the reason i am asking is because the "at least 13 or have an equivalent maturity level." part sounds weird, do you absolutely HAVE to be 13 or does the "Or have an equivalent maturity level" apply?
Yesterday, 04:46 AM
Ultimate Nerd-meister
Watched Earth in social studies today. It felt weird hearing Darth Vader narrate the movie :/
May 24 2013 09:04 PM
Polaris
Oh come ON. Not only did I get ninja'd by Noxid, but not even a minute after I post, the thread is locked, and presumably Reuben is banned yet again.
May 24 2013 04:16 PM
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Polaris
But, anyway...
I guess the question here is, Are you a determined enough teenager to sprite with one hand?
I believe the answer, in your case, is yes ^_^
May 24 2013 11:19 PM -
Shane
[quote}I really hate procrastination. I never get anything done >_< [/quote]
I've spent most of my time today procrastinating as well :/
[quote]But, anyway...
I guess the question here is, Are you a determined enough teenager to sprite with one hand?
I believe the answer, in your case, is yes ^_^ [/quote]
Yeah... although procrastination beat me yet again...
At least I figured out it's impossible for me to play La-Mulana though
Yesterday, 04:20 PM -
Polaris
For the love of your sanity, don't try playing La-Mulana with one hand O_O
Yesterday, 11:35 PM
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Tpcool
You need to get hooked up with the hip new PROGRESS schedule all of the hip new modders have been using. It's guaranteed to make tedious modding a thing of the past.
May 23 2013 02:01 AM -
Polaris
Please don't use the PROGRESS schedule. It is literally the worst thing.
Anyway, I can't leave a comment on your profile for whatever reason, so I'm adding it here.Well! That's a little out of the blue.

Thank you for the friendship, Snow B34R! :3
Would you mind telling me why I was added?
May 23 2013 03:24 AM -


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