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Feb 19, 2012 at 8:05 AM
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Go to page 45 and try again D:
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 8:38 AM
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*Ambient Malice is deeply confused*
*Excerpt came from page 44, not 42*
*Neither of which is 45*
*Clearly, AM needs a headcheck*
*Flips page to 45*

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Feb 19, 2012 at 9:36 AM
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I was going to post something, but I got too distracted by your signature D:

It's distracting, isn't it? It's a bit slow in the beginning but it gets really good :D

Also, since I'm now at a different computer I'm going to give this another shot.

'Monster Island' by David Wellington, which is a book about zombies. This is such a bad idea.

'That one over there is too active.'

I.... I don't know if this is good or not.
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 9:51 PM
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I think it is good.

From my music history textbook:
"Let him be certain, however, that the neume ends on that note on which the phrase above appropriate to it begins."

From my other music history textbook:
"Thus, gamma, the first note of its hexachord, was called gamma ut, from which comes our word gamut."

As you might have guessed, I'm supposed to be working on an essay for music history right now, but, instead, I'm on the forums, replying to this thread.

We actually have a third textbook for that class (dick move on the prof's part, or at least the publisher's) but page 45 of that one just contains part of the score of Orfeo ed Euridice, at which point Orfeo is singing the words "Vi renda almen pietose il mio barbaro dolor!" which, according to Google translate, means "It makes my pitiful Almen barbaric grief!".

I'm not sure how I feel about this...
 
Feb 19, 2012 at 11:37 PM
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Well I was actually talking about Desu's signature, but yeah Homestuck is rather distracting as well.

Okay, round 2.

"This 2,500-year-old cistern-like prison is where, according to Christian tradition, the Romans imprisoned Saints Peter and Paul."

Perhaps Rick Steve's guide to Rome is not the ideal book to be looking for sex jokes...
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 12:50 AM
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Perhaps Rick Steve's guide to Rome is not the ideal book to be looking for sex jokes...

Nonsense. You just need to look a bit deeper. into it.

"This 2,500-year-old cistern-like prison...

...

My sex life this year?
From The Fifth Sacred Thing... "No, I've been talking with you."
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 12:50 AM
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My little brother's action bible.

Abram obeys God by leaving Ur.


how does this determine my sexual life?
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 1:02 AM
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*Ambient Malice is deeply confused*
you still have those RP threads open, right? please do that there.

speaking in third person makes you come across as a complete tool.
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 1:14 AM
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you still have those RP threads open, right? please do that there.

speaking in third person makes you come across as a complete tool.

*long pause*

Ambient Malice will follow your wise advice.
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 3:06 AM
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Wizard of Oz: "'Then we are all right' answered the Scarecrow, 'for you can carry us all over your back, one at a time'"
Intepretion : Sex harem
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 4:23 AM
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Round 3 (sorry I enjoy this a lot)
the 20th century children's book treasury (this is going to be good)

So he made a giant snowman, and he made angels.

I have two things to say about the story. The kid looks like a red teletubby, and the book's called "The Snowy Day"
 
Feb 20, 2012 at 4:49 PM
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So... You're dressing up in a teletubby suit and then raping women dressed in angel suits with a giant dildo made of snow?

Sounds legit.

sig'd
 
Feb 22, 2012 at 2:16 AM
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oh great, the nearest book to me is my personal journal... anyways... "Wildlife can be entertaining at times, especially when the animals leave crap all over your car."

oh god, what does this mean?!?!
well, atleast it reminds me of my camping trip...
 
Feb 22, 2012 at 4:11 AM
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Sherlock Holmes:
Header : Tobias Gregson Shows What He Can Do.

What is this I don't even.

First real sentence :

The papers next day were full of the "Brixton Mystery"
 
Feb 22, 2012 at 2:27 PM
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Quotation marks make everything better when you're talking about your sex life :mrgreen:.
 
Feb 23, 2012 at 2:48 AM
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Dresden Files, Ghost Story:
"Sparks flew up from a shimmering pane that formed in front of my outspread fingers, bullets and fragments of bullets shattering and bouncing around the room"

hmmm...
 
Feb 23, 2012 at 8:13 AM
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