Sweet Quoet and Hella Cruly - a ironically bad mod

Feb 3, 2012 at 8:37 AM
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So, I got a really awesome mod idea and decided to make a mod for it.
Before doing it, of course, I decided to announce it here, thus making it impossible for me to abandon this.
If any of you think I'm slow, please say something abusive and impolite on my profile about it.

What I'll do


1. Edit the story a bit to make it look really shitty and stupid.
2. Misspell things and chatspeak.
3. Make the Doctor black and give him an afro.
4. Put in LOTS of hidden cheesy pseudo-glitch.
5. Make the gameplay obnoxious and hard.
More to come.

Edit: The grammar errors in the topic name is the 'a', I'm just stating that before someone pounce at me.
And I'm twisting Qoute and Curyl's name around every time it's mentioned.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 3:50 PM
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Oh, also, you should make Balrog say oh yeah in this. Also, Idea for dialog between Quote and Santa (if Quote's talks lines are shown in this)
Santa: What do you need charcoal for?
Quote: I've, I've just got a good feeling about having charcoal in my possession. I just feel it's, it's the thing to have, here in Grasstown. (Or for retartedness, you could call it bushlands) Ya know what I mean?
Santa: ...No...
Ive been saving those lines for ages.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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This is awesome.

You should add Andrew Hussie as a hidden guest character. Or self-insert yourself into the story.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 6:58 PM
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Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff doesn't use chatspeak. I'm also not sure what a pseudo-glitch is. Is it a glitch you put in on purpose?
But anyway, please misspell things properly. There is a certain way of doing it wrong and if you do "doing it wrong" wrong, I'm afraid I'll be extremely disappoint.
Also, don't forget to make the graphics look like absolute shit and give it terrible music. Things should be the wrong colour most of the time, and the tileset should be a couple pixels off the grid.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 8:34 PM
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Before doing it, of course, I decided to announce it here, thus making it impossible for me to abandon this.

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but yeah, cool idea. I especially look forward to seeing black doc with an afro.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 9:47 PM
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Feb 3, 2012 at 10:20 PM
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Oh, also, you should make Balrog say oh yeah in this. Also, Idea for dialog between Quote and Santa (if Quote's talks lines are shown in this)
Santa: What do you need charcoal for?
Quote: I've, I've just got a good feeling about having charcoal in my possession. I just feel it's, it's the thing to have, here in Grasstown. (Or for retartedness, you could call it bushlands) Ya know what I mean?
Santa: ...No...
Ive been saving those lines for ages.
Doesn't really fit.
 
Feb 3, 2012 at 11:58 PM
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Feb 4, 2012 at 12:16 AM
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Oh god
Don't let Shimmy see this
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 12:26 AM
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Who is gonna be Geromy?
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 12:48 AM
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This is awesome.

You should add Andrew Hussie as a hidden guest character. Or self-insert yourself into the story.
Well I'm thinking of adding an evil robot named Kwote that you're supposed to kill him to get the Mystery Ending.
But then I will add a fucked up syntax to make the game crash when you win.

Who is gonna be Geromy?
DOKUTOU FUROMIKO KARATE.

And for Balrog's "Huzzah" skit, I'm definitely making him say 'Oh yeah' so that Quote can make a kool-aid joke.

I'm probably not going the fuck up the colors because that's too much work, but you'll see 'Torko' running on thin air. I'm going to call the mimigas 'migmas' because I see that misspelling in EVERY SINGLE MIMIGA THREAD.
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 1:02 AM
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If the graphics aren't shit, then the mod will be shit.

It isn't sweet bro and hella Jeff without those graphics. I'm not joking at all, this will definitely make or break the mod.
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 1:11 AM
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If the graphics aren't shit, then the mod will be shit.

It isn't sweet bro and hella Jeff without those graphics. I'm not joking at all, this will definitely make or break the mod.
Fine.
I'll decrease the sprite details and make the tiles colored blocks.
Sprites are hard to uglify.
Also, there will be a Fourth ending where the Doukutou unleash AIDS to the world.
THE FLOWER RUSE WAS A DISTACTION
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 1:25 AM
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You want to know how to uglify sprites? Simple, just save the bitmaps as jpegs a couple of times and save them as bitmaps again.
I'll try that.
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 1:37 AM
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Or get linkruler to do it.
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 1:41 AM
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Well I'll try to ask the forum's artists if I think the graphics aren't bad enough.
The real mod name is "Cae Sory" (I actually used to misspell that)
By the way, there are no actual ending with credit because credits are usually the part where you feast on the game's epicness.
 
Feb 4, 2012 at 11:24 PM
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See? Look what masterful artwork I have created.
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Well I'm definitely trying this.
But if I have enough time I'll redraw all the sprites with my mouse.
 
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