Haithm

Magus from Chrono Tirgger

You're so addicted to the Cave Story Forums that you decided to explore many caves on the sake of finding a sleeping robot or a broken robot.

Synopsis: We talked about rocks and then about porn.

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22:28	Noxid	I want to make a society entirely of rocks
22:28	Noxid	not rock-people, just rocks
22:28	CptFabulous	How would they interact?
22:28	Noxid	They interact when external forces cause them to roll/crumble/turn into magma
22:29	Noxid	or whatever happens to rocks
22:29	Noxid	They're still sentient
22:29	Lace	how sad!
22:29	CptFabulous	So this society is Earth
22:29		*** Ollie joined #curlybrace
22:29		+++ ChanServ has given voice to Ollie
22:29	Noxid	Well sure, if you want to be BORING
22:29	Ollie	Oh hey people are here.
22:30	Noxid	The rock's greatest dream is to be amalgamated into the core from whence it came
22:30	CptFabulous	It's really weird how I'll log on at 3 and only CM and Mal will be here, then five hours later there's 9 people.
22:30	Omega	Yes ollie yes there are
22:30	celticminstrel	Ack ack, I have been highlighted! :o
22:30	CptFabulous	Rocks came from space, Noxid.
22:31	Omega	i wonder if woodenrat will ever pop up on irc
22:31	Carrotlord	Or does space come from rocks?
22:31	Noxid	There is prejudice against alien rocks
22:31	CptFabulous	celticminstrel, you take the phrase CM off whatever list it's on right now.
22:31	Carrotlord	If there was no matter, say... rocks, would space have any meaning?
22:31	celticminstrel	I think it tends to be more like me, Malpercio, and MrFist...
22:31	celticminstrel	...why, CptFabulous?
22:31	CptFabulous	So we can talk behind your back.
22:31		*** CptFabulous quit (Quit: Connection asploded)
22:32	celticminstrel	But that would be no fun! :p
22:32	Carrotlord	Oh no, captain fab seems to have exploded.
22:32		*** Lace is now known as CM
22:32	CM	?
22:32	Carrotlord	He must have been a rock.
22:32	CM	noxid I have a question
22:32	Ollie	I really odn't know what's going on.
22:32	Ollie	*Don't
22:32	Noxid	ok
22:32	CM	culture evolves when the thoughts of sentient creatures are allowed to intermingle under the right circumstances
22:33	CM	how can your rocks's thoughts intermingle?
22:33	CM	are they telepathic?
22:33		*** CM is now known as CaptainFabulous
22:33	Carrotlord	Their thoughts are crystal structures
22:33		*** Omega quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
22:33	Carrotlord	Which intermingle
22:33	CaptainFabulous	but they can't approach eachother ever!
22:33	celticminstrel	You're clearly an imposter; you spelled out "Captain" in full.
22:34	Ollie	[22:31] * Lace is now known as CptFabulous
22:34	Noxid	They communicate
22:34	Ollie	Yes.
22:34	Noxid	with electromagnetic fields
22:34	Carrotlord	Let's say that rocks will evolve better and better crystal structures
22:34	Ollie	Obviously.
22:35	WedgeOfCheese	how does evolution work?
22:35	WedgeOfCheese	rocks can't die
22:35	Carrotlord	uh..
22:35	WedgeOfCheese	the only ones that cease to give input are the ones that succeed in their wild lemming quest
22:36	Noxid	Maybe that's why sentient rocks are hard to find
22:36	WedgeOfCheese	are there cultural views changing?
22:37	Noxid	um
22:38	WedgeOfCheese	say
22:38	WedgeOfCheese	why is there sphynx porn but not janitor mermaid porn
22:38	WedgeOfCheese	hmmmmmmm
22:39	Noxid	You were looking for janitor mermaid porn?
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	always testing rule 34, that's my job
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	yes
22:39		*** t00swift4u joined #curlybrace
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	I wanted to see if it existed
22:39	Noxid	Well make a request or something
22:39	Noxid	fill the void
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	swift there is no janitor mermaid porn!
22:39	Noxid	And maybe it's just very underground
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	D:
22:39	Noxid	Like you have to know the right people
22:39	Noxid	to find it
22:39	WedgeOfCheese	it didn't show up on google
22:39	t00swift4u	uh
22:40	t00swift4u	thank you for looking
22:40	Noxid	Or
22:40	WedgeOfCheese	after lace said that pixel might be a janitorial mermaid
22:40	Noxid	draw your own
22:40	WedgeOfCheese	I
22:40	WedgeOfCheese	I just didn't know what to do!
22:40	WedgeOfCheese	goose you
22:40	t00swift4u	try lamp and sewing machine porn
22:40	t00swift4u	i just
22:40	t00swift4u	looked around and that was what i saw
22:40	WedgeOfCheese	http://xkcd.com/366/
22:41	Noxid	You have a lamp AND a sewing machine
22:41	Noxid	you rich bastard
22:42	t00swift4u	you're crazy
22:42	Noxid	You should put one on top of the other then take a picture
22:42	WedgeOfCheese	oh that's odd
22:42	Noxid	and call it porn
22:42	WedgeOfCheese	lamp sex has results
22:43	Noxid	Well lamps are vaguely phallic
22:43	Noxid	Esp. tall ones
22:43	WedgeOfCheese	this was a bdsm thing
22:43	WedgeOfCheese	with a lamp staring menacingly over her shoulder
22:43	Noxid	I
22:43	t00swift4u	lol
22:43	Noxid	okay
22:44	WedgeOfCheese	on this topic
22:44		*** Ollie quit (Quit: ...)
22:44	t00swift4u	ok find porn of the lamp from the brave little toaster
22:44	WedgeOfCheese	do you like lolipops or loligaggers?
22:44	WedgeOfCheese	or rather
22:44	WedgeOfCheese	do you like your lolis popped or gagged?
22:44	WedgeOfCheese	also ollie is a loser
22:44	t00swift4u	AHHHHHH
22:45	WedgeOfCheese	complains when we talk hex
22:45	WedgeOfCheese	complains when we talk sex
22:45	WedgeOfCheese	:/
22:45	Noxid	heh
22:45	Noxid	Also I can't answer that question
22:46	WedgeOfCheese	no?
22:46	Noxid	I can't imagine having a preference for one or the other
22:46	Noxid	let alone one OR the other
22:46	Noxid	*over not or
22:46	t00swift4u	um
22:47	t00swift4u	i prefer
22:47	t00swift4u	loligagging
22:47	Carrotlord	http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Child_porn
22:47	Carrotlord	:3
22:48	Carrotlord	hehe

Is it just me? When I read this chat log until I found CptnFablous' name, My mind told me immediately that this is where conversations start becoming pornic. His name was like the omen that brings porn and dirty conversations in action.

(2:39:39 AM) Landonpeanut: Trees?
(2:40:08 AM) Haithm: What is wrong with them?
(2:41:46 AM) Landonpeanut: TREES TRREES TREES?
(2:42:12 AM) Haithm: Do you have a mental problem my friend?
(2:42:25 AM) Landonpeanut: No, I do not believe so.
(2:42:45 AM) Haithm: Do you have a nose?
(2:42:55 AM) Landonpeanut: Yes.
(2:43:04 AM) Landonpeanut: Just, what is up with the topic?
(2:43:07 AM) Haithm: Do  you smell any trees nearby?
(2:43:20 AM) Landonpeanut: Not really.
(2:43:32 AM) Haithm: Then there are no trees.
(2:44:00 AM) Haithm: You was hallucinating.
(2:53:01 AM) Landonpeanut: Dang.
(2:53:09 AM) Haithm: What is it?
(2:53:17 AM) Landonpeanut: I'm hallucinating
(2:53:27 AM) Haithm: You was.
(2:53:33 AM) Landonpeanut left the room (quit: Quit: Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees Trees).
(2:53:41 AM) Haithm: LoL.

I can't think about anything that I am good at. Even I am not good at sleeping and eating. I can't see any person who is like me. I can't understand my personality either. Who am I?