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[Dunc2403]

I seem to remember you saying you had figured out your plan for life once on IRC. Is that true? If so, would you mind jogging my memory?

[JakeXanth]

1. What's your favorite song?

I might as well just link the entire Mother Mother discography right here.
For real, their music just resonates with me in such a way that basically all of their songs are liable to get stuck in my head whenever I hear them.
To provide a more satisfying answer, I'll give you a couple songs that've done that recently:

Spoiler

2. Why did you hit up these forums?

You mean like the first time? I guess just I wanted to see what other people were sayin' about this sweet game I had played (I mean Cave Story)

3. Are you more of a laid-back dude, or a concerned timekeeper? Which would you rather be?

Well it's quite obvious that I would at least like to be a chill guy, and I try to be, but most of the time I just end up stressin out about shit for no reason and it sucks.

4. If I came up to you for the first time and said hi, would you go high-five, brofist, or bro-hug?

Brofist.

5. Is it ever too late to say sorry?

Yeah man, fo defs.

6. What are your thoughts about piano music? Can you groove to the ivory and ebony? If so, what genre of piano music do you get down to the most?

I'm sure I could if the song or tune caught me in the right mood? I don't really get why the piano is singled out here.

7. Play any instruments?

Nah. I've been meaning to pick up the guitar for a long time now but I've never gotten around to it, and quite frankly I suspect it will be a long time before I do, if I do.

8. What's a totally awesome thing you're proud of doing but could never work into a conversation?

Goddamn, bro, I really can't think of anything. I'm usually able to do that, so I'm pretty much just drawin a blank here.

9. What do you wanna do when you get older? Not like a job or anything, like a particular experience you would want to have.

Maybe, like, becoming an amateur stand-up comedian. Can't really think of much else.

10. In person, do you prefer being in larger groups, or being with a few people/alone?

Definitely alone or in a small group.

11. Did you ever get any Valve games working on your computer?

Nah man, my graphics card is a piece of shit so basically all 3D-rendered games and some 2D games just refuse to cooperate with my computer.

12. What's the saddest thing ever? In the universe.

oh wow this question is literally impossible to answer
15 minutes ago I would have said it had something to do with the inevitability of death but after thinking about it I'm not so sure
I guess the saddest thing is that there is basically no chance in hell of humanity making it out of the Solar system in any of our lifetimes.
We're basically just stuck here, alone with each other, drifting through space, watching the stars in our sky die out one by one.
Bam, universal sadness.

Do you miss Freak Porn?

I wouldn't say I miss it, but it certainly was a pretty great thing that happened and I'm glad that it did. I'd say that was definitely the highest point of my experience on these forums, for real.

What us your view/opinion on snakes?

They're okay, I guess? I think I've only ever come into contact with like 3 snakes in my entire life.
zoos don't count

If you were forced to give your life savings to one person in the world, who would it be)

Pixel, for lack of a better answer.

What do you want to do when you grow up?

I seem to remember you saying you had figured out your plan for life once on IRC. Is that true? If so, would you mind jogging my memory?

Lately I've been thinking that I'll find a job in the business of manufacturing. Working with dangerous machines that make parts for other dangerous machines and shit like that.

What is your favorite subject in school?

machine shop if that counts as a subject
it's pretty much just basic math and fucking around with machines that could render you one-handed if you aren't paying attention, which is fuckin awesome.

I know you like Cooking Mama, but does your mama cook? What is your favorite thing that she makes?

My mom is a pretty good cook, yeah. She pretty much makes the best tacos.

What do you think about living in Indiana? Have you lived in other places? What did you like or not like about them? Where would you like to live?

I've lived in this town my whole life, and it's basically boring as shit.
I'm thinkin maybe I'd like to move North a bit, somewhere in Canada maybe.

How do you want to die?

Quickly, I guess. I haven't really put much thought into this sort of thing, cause I figure it ain't gonna matter much when I'm dead anyway.

Are you still looking forward to raping 8-year-olds in heaven?

Are you still looking forward to raping 8-year-olds before then?

hahahaha
nah man, i have no idea what any a that was all about but i sure as shit have gotten over it
's a pretty weird thing to just get over but hey whatevs

Why aren't you still a furry you miserable traitor?

hey man i never said i wasn't

Are you short or something? Is that why people could make fun of your size?

Nah, I'm average height, that doesn't factor into it.
What I meant was that I'm pretty scrawny from my chest up, so I can't really do much in the physical self-defense area. "size" was probably the wrong word to use, my bad.

What am the sky? How does eat food?

yes

[Wild Desu]

Are you willing to write walls of text for answers like past wellers? Come on bro, I like juicy info.

When is the last time you cried?

Who is your favorite non-mane cast pony?

Which member(s) do you miss?

What was your favorite "bad member" incident?

Do you have strange habits? IF SO WHAT ARE THEY???

If you went to a cave con, what would you look forward to the most?

Would you take long ass showers?

What is something you always tell yourself you'll do, but end up never doing it?

What is the forum to you? The members specifically

Least favorite pony? This doesn't just include mane cast

What offends you?

[Wedge of Cheese]

1. What are some of the key things that make a good video game?

2. What's your opinion on Polyamory?

3. If you could spend a day in a fictional realm of your choice, which one would you choose? Assume there would be no consequences from it when you returned to real life, other than the memory of the experience and anything you learned (read: don't worry about getting killed/injured).

4. Let's see if I have more luck with you than Lace did with Noxid - pick one question from each of the previous wells to answer.

[JakeXanth]

When is the last time you cried?

Ah shit, bad time to ask this question, mostly cause my answer is gonna be garbage. It was while I was playing Katawa Shoujo. Emi's route to be exact. I dunno, the part where Hisao just, like, runs after her and shit hit me real fuckin hard man. I have never been prouder of a fictional construct in my entire life than I was right then of that bro. Shit was magical.

Who is your favorite non-mane cast pony?

Ah god man, I don't know. I haven't seen an episode of mlp in like fucking forever, but I guess that one DJ pony? Yeah, that'll be my answer.

Which member(s) do you miss?

SP and Schoko, Meta, and Kage surprisingly.

What was your favorite "bad member" incident?

definitely fire1052. of all the douchebags i've ever had to deal with, he was probably the douchebaggiest. for real, he set the bar for that shit so high that really anything else pales in comparison. i think he might've actually done me a favor in that regard, buildin up my tolerance or what have you.

Do you have strange habits? IF SO WHAT ARE THEY???

I do have the unpleasant tendency to pick at my fingers when my hands have nothing else to do, which has left my fingernails as well as my cuticles and the skin above them to look pretty unhealthy. To relive this problem I have to masturbate constantly in order to occupy my hands. Works great.

If you went to a cave con, what would you look forward to the most?

An actual, decent conversation. Every conversation I've ever had with any a you has been hindered by the fact that we've been separated by a wall of text or a microphone, the latter having a tendency to cause me to overact and eventually just start yelling constantly. I guess I'd also be lookin forward to giving everyone fistbumps and elaborate handshakes, it's a close tie really.

Would you take long ass showers?

Well obviously, how else am I gonna get clean? Of course I'm sure nobody is gonna mind me usin up the hot water for an hour or two.

What is something you always tell yourself you'll do, but end up never doing it?

Like basically a million fuckin things. I am pretty much just made of procrastination. Hell, for most of middle school and high school there pretty much wasn't a day that went by where I wasn't worrying myself to sleep over some shitty assignment i didn't do. But that doesn't exactly answer the question so alright
I think the hardest part about answering this question is that I need to acknowledge that there is, in fact, something that I will just never get around to doing, and that's obviously something I don't want to do because that's why I'm in that situation
So I guess the best example I can give you is essay assignments, none of which I have completed this year.

What is the forum to you? The members specifically

I think... It's like a secret organization. One that all the old members are in on. We're very selective of who we let join, and anyone who acts like a dumb tool is eventually put on a hitlist, to be taken care of by screwing with them constantly.
Yeah, just a big organization of cool bros. And in our off time we plan bank heists and do drive-bys at the local schools.

Least favorite pony? This doesn't just include mane cast

Pinkie Pie
Stop asking me pony questions

What offends you?

Any sort of mean-spirited digs at the LGBT crowd, which is weird because like at most i should only care about like 1/4 of that but i guess after having spent a lot of time in close proximity to a lot of that I've sort of become jaded towards that shit. Of course the key here is mean-spirited because I mean really a joke is a joke and what the fuck is the point of getting offended over something said in jest.

1. What are some of the key things that make a good video game?

Not really my area of expertise, but I guess tight controls and innovative design, and a good selection of music doesn't hurt either.

2. What's your opinion on Polyamory?

Well I mean, it is pretty dumb to think that there's only one person for everybody on this rock, so if you happen to meet two people that are right for you, I think it's pretty logical to want to be with both of 'em. So yeah, I guess it's pretty cool if you can get that shit started and running smoothly.

3. If you could spend a day in a fictional realm of your choice, which one would you choose? Assume there would be no consequences from it when you returned to real life, other than the memory of the experience and anything you learned (read: don't worry about getting killed/injured).

Eh. Punch a bitch nurse in her cunt face, get off scott free.

I'm gonna save your last thing for later, bro.

[cultr1]

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest? I love you forever.

Okay, here goes.

1. How do you chill out when you have the time to do so?

2. Any secret interests your friends might scoff at? I don't care how mild; I for one love trashy pop music because it reminds me of being a stupid kid (whereas now I am no longer as stupid)

3. In general, what's the best color for an article of clothing? Possibly a different answer, what color do you find yourself wearing most often?

4. Say I delete your computer. What do you do instead of wasting time on it?

5. What's your biggest pet peeve while chatting over text?

6. What site do you waste the most time on?

7. What's a trait your ideal partner would have?

8. What's a trait that you can never forgive?

Edited by cultr1, 03 May 2012 - 06:35 AM.

[trickybilly]

Can you cook? If you post the recipe of a meal you can make yourself I might prepare and try it.

[Noxid]

Tell me about one of your interests that I would never have found out about otherwise.

What is your animal totem? If you don't know, you should definitely meditate with incense and candles until you find out.

Have you ever questioned your own existence or the existence of the world around you?

Have you ever contributed to wikipedia? Or vandalized it I guess, either works.

What is the last thing you got in trouble for that wasn't related to schoolwork?

Edited by Noxid, 03 May 2012 - 03:51 PM.

[Wild Desu]

If you had to pony for one entire pony without any pony, what pony would you pony with?

Is there a trashy pop song you enjoy?

What is a juggalo?

Tell me about your cat?

Do you enjoy swimming?

[Ambient_Malice]

Are you a fan of South Park?

Are there any foods you can't eat without feeling ill?

What is the most dangerous situation you have ever been in?