Well I thought he fed by stripping the essencial oils from your skin... but he was looking noticably gaunt by the end of the story, so your theory explains everything! :3

Geez, he does, doesn't he?
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![]() | "Run, rabbit run. Dig that hole, forget the sun." |
Autism levels have reached critical mass
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He eats twelve year old children who post on the internet
![]() | "Big Joe Tire and Battery Restaurant! Opening Soon! Eat at Big Joes!" |
![]() | "Life begins and ends with Nu." |
![]() | "Big Joe Tire and Battery Restaurant! Opening Soon! Eat at Big Joes!" |
![]() | "I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle." |
Mushrooms, mushrooms that speak.
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Well Balrog already ate all the others, duh.Curly having eaten the only known mushroom that speaks?
![]() | "I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle." |
![]() | "I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle." |
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