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[Dunc2403]

[10:55.30] <WD-40> when are you doing your cocking show

[Wild Desu]

For the record, that was not a typo. For once.

[cultr1]

Yeah, c and o are miles apart man D:

[Wedge of Cheese]

21:09 GIR WoC are you a fan of carrots
21:09 WedgeOfCheese they're all right
21:09 *** SEBTi joined #Curlybrace
21:09 WedgeOfCheese I wouldn't really consider myself a "fan" though
21:09 GIR no you should be a fan of carrots
21:09 GIR and peeling carrots
21:10 WedgeOfCheese umm... k...
21:10 Bobbyis And peeling carrots on women?
21:10 GIR yes
21:10 GIR http://dl.dropbox.co...7493/Fenton.jpg
21:10 WedgeOfCheese my first thought when reading that
21:10 WedgeOfCheese was using the woman as a carrot peeler
21:10 Bobbyis Hahah
21:10 GIR i don't even know how that would work
21:11 Bobbyis Teeth
21:11 WedgeOfCheese fingernails
21:11 GIR she would have to be naked
21:11 Bobbyis um
21:11 Bobbyis teeth
21:11 Bobbyis naked?
21:11 GIR yes
21:11 WedgeOfCheese IT'S GETTIN HOT IN HERE
21:11 WedgeOfCheese SO TAKE OF YOUR RETAINER
21:11 cultr1 I'm gonna take off all GIR's clothes
21:11 GIR it's so hot let me peel some carrots
21:11 WedgeOfCheese oh yeah baby
21:12 WedgeOfCheese show me those naked teeth
21:12 cultr1 llllllllllllllllllll9ol9llllllllllllllllllllllllllll90lolllllllll9
21:12 cultr1 oops D:
21:12 WedgeOfCheese ummm
21:12 Noxid I agree
21:12 cultr1 trying to clean my keyboard, o key is not pressing all teh way
21:12 Bobbyis l9ol9l
21:12 WedgeOfCheese you agree that llllllllllllllllllll9ol9llllllllllllllllllllllllllll90lolllllllll9?
21:12 GIR nothing makes me sweat more than seeing a strong man peel a carrot
21:12 Noxid yes
21:12 WedgeOfCheese indeed
21:13 GIR i want nothing more than to peel a carrot onto a fine young lady
21:13 Bobbyis shudders *

Edited by Wedge of Cheese, 04 May 2012 - 01:15 AM.

[DoubleThink]

I forgot to post this yesterday

[15:29] <DoubleThink> Is Moustache Riders like, playable yet?
[15:29] <GIR> if you wanted to move a character around on the screen
[15:29] <GIR> then yes?
[15:29] <Noxid> we both kinda got sidetracked
[15:29] <Noxid> as we are wont to do
[15:30] <Dunc2403[B]> Uhh
[15:30] <Dunc2403[B]> You are wont to do?
[15:30] <GIR> dunc is young noxid
[15:30] <GIR> he doesn't know that word
[15:30] <Noxid> http://www.merriam-w...dictionary/wont
[15:30] <Noxid> now he does
[15:31] <DoubleThink> It's a synonym for inclined
[15:32] <DoubleThink> So I wonder if that makes it a synonym for on a slope
[15:32] <Noxid> sure why not
[15:32] <Noxid> "gonna hit the wonts today"
[15:32] <Noxid> "powder looks gnarly"
[15:32] <DoubleThink> I have to use that somewhere now
[15:32] <Dunc2403[B]> I read that in a British voice
[15:33] <GIR> that's a steep wont
[15:33] <GIR> it's a slippery wont
[15:35] <Noxid> the pathway was slightly wonted
[15:36] <DoubleThink> Won't you slide down this wont with me?

[Wedge of Cheese]

You guys fail, "inclined" is not a noun. "The pathway was slightly wonted" should just be "The pathway was slightly wont".

Meta-grammar is important, y'all.


edit: I found these two lines funny out of context:
21:39 GIR oh hiino did you finish
21:39 GIR did you rub it into the burn scars


edit: damnit, upon further examination, I realize that the "unintended meaning" I got out of the above was actually the intended meaning. herp derp derp

Edited by Wedge of Cheese, 10 May 2012 - 01:46 AM.

[Wild Desu]

[21:52] <sirtophat> I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
[21:52] <Yakkers> Same hurr

[Yakkers]

[21:52] <sirtophat> I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
[21:52] <Yakkers> Same hurr

21:52 WD-40 i didnt get fancy channels like CN until i was maybe 8
21:52 sirtophat I think the first thing I did when I got the internet was look up pokemon porn
21:52 Yakkers Same hurr
21:52 WD-40 Hahaha
21:52 CptFabulous of course you did, Yakkers
21:52 Yakkers lololol
21:52 Yakkers oh no
21:52 Yakkers I wasn't responding to that, lawl
21:53 sexpy hahaa
21:53 Yakkers I was talking about getting fancy channels
21:53 Yakkers quality timing courtesy of yakkers

D:<

Edited by Yakkers, 18 May 2012 - 02:00 AM.

[GIRakaCHEEZER]

[22:54] <Bobbyis> Now it's a part of erryday life

[22:55] <WD-40> bobbyis, did you knnow smegma is a rare delicacy?

[22:55] <Bobbyis> OH

[22:55] <Bobbyis> ~slogan SMEGMAAAA

[22:55] <+Will> My bologna has a first name, it's SMEGMAAAA.

[22:55] <@GIR> but yeah

[22:55] <@GIR> who the fuck watches real guro

[22:55] <Jack_Xanth> well

[22:55] <Jack_Xanth> ok yeah so apparently i was wrong

[22:55] <@GIR> jack wut

[22:56] <@GIR> jack :/

[22:56] <Bobbyis> I hate balogna but if I ever come across some labeled as SMEGMAAAA

[22:56] <Bobbyis> I will buy the stores entire supply

[22:56] <@GIR> oh god what

[Captain Fabulous]

[23:53:30] <liz> No, dunc
[23:53:32] <liz> YOU get out
[23:53:36] <Dunc2403> no
[23:53:36] <CptFabulous> oh snap
[23:53:39] <Dunc2403> u
[23:53:43] <CptFabulous> OH, SNAP
[23:53:53] <liz> NO.
[23:53:55] <liz> U.
[23:54:00] <CptFabulous> PJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
[23:54:01] <CptFabulous> SNAP
[23:54:02] <Ambient_Malice> The little girl vampire isn't overtly sexualized in blood alone. Wheras Vampire Bund is loli on account of the heavy erotic overtones.
[23:54:06] <Yakkers> oh fuck I have doritos

That's really all the context I care to provide, or that you need.