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#1 11 May 2010 - 01:44 AM

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Here's how this game works. Someone makes a terrible joke/pun and the next person rates it on how terrible it was, then has their own
Rate 0/10 or 0% - 100%

I don't have a terrible joke to post, sorry :D
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#2 11 May 2010 - 03:15 AM

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You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!

#3 11 May 2010 - 04:10 AM

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You must be a parking ticket, 'cause you got FINE written all over you!


You deserve some PUNishment for that one...
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#4 11 May 2010 - 05:22 PM

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In the show that I was recently playing piano for, one of the characters was named Isachar, and the mic-check people were looking for him and were all like "Isachar? Isachar?" and I was like "No, it's a plane!"

true story.
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#5 11 May 2010 - 05:42 PM

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.pdf files are really pedophiles in disguise
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#6 16 May 2010 - 07:43 PM

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My friend told me he read a manga once where one of the characters was named Onoshi, and then she fell down a flight of stairs or something, and everyone said "Onoshi fell down!"

"oh no she fell down!"

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at first i was like :droll: but then i was like :muscledoc:

#7 16 May 2010 - 11:30 PM

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Hey, anyone know any jokes about the volcano in Iceland?
I know a few, but I think I'd best wait for the dust to settle, else someone might blow their top.

Good news everypony!

i r liek totes bcak lol!!!!11

An yea, thou shouldst not fear.

For I am, as the French say, a silly English ki-niggit.

Or summat, iunno.

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#8 17 May 2010 - 12:04 AM

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WTF? I appear to be stuck on 152 posts. I posted 3 times after I got 152, but it stayed as 152.
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at first i was like :droll: but then i was like :muscledoc:

#9 17 May 2010 - 12:10 AM

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WTF? I appear to be stuck on 152 posts. I posted 3 times after I got 152, but it stayed as 152.

This thread is in the Satellite Lounge. The Satellite Lounge doesn't affect postcount.
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#10 17 May 2010 - 01:04 AM

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Oh. Goshdarnit.
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at first i was like :droll: but then i was like :muscledoc:



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